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Kim Kardashian On Her Breasts: They’re Real, and They’re Spectacularly Inappropriate

8:40AM Kyle Buchanan | Bloggers may face perilous, uncertain futures these days — but not Kim Kardashian! The reality star and Dancing with the Stars bootee has taken to the blogging format like a badonkadonked fish in water. First, Kardashian used her forum to dispute the automobile allegations made against her by a Defamer tipster, and now she’s posted an impassioned defense of her naturally fulsome physique. It seems that Kardashian is so tired of rumours that she’s had plastic surgery that she’s decided to disprove them once and for all — using a queasy-making photograph of herself in a bikini at age 14: More »

Breastest Hits: What Funbags Over 40 Made The List?

8:55AM STV | With our daily “MGM Tower Under Attack” report in the books, “retard” outrage in the streets and everything thankfully quiet on our Billy Bob Thornton Co-Star CurseWatch, the only real news we have left to pass along today actually speaks for itself: “The Best Breast List: wowOwow’s Peek Down Dazzling 40+ Décolletage.” Indeed, the saucy ladies of the women’s Web site wowOwow — including Liz Smith, Whoopi Goldberg, and Lily Tomlin among others — gathered their 10 favourite middle-age busts in no particular order for discussion, observation and, if you dare, debate. We don’t exactly know the criteria (bikini-rocking couldn’t have hurt Helen Mirren), but see if you can lift and separate them in an excerpt after the jump.

Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen

4:29AM Seth | Pictured centre in white suit and sunglasses is Playboy magazine editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, holding court on the West Coast’s cleavage-friendly response to the Texas Polygamist Wives Compound. (“It’s not. A compound. It’s our hutch and it’s our home.”) He’s surrounded by several generations of Playmates, gathered to celebrate the crowning of 2008’s Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole (standing, in the purple milkmaid outfit). Hailing from Scarborough, Ontario, Nicole is just the latest in an illustrious line of Canadian superstar Playmates that includes Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed, and the doomed Dorothy Stratten—inspiring Frankie Muniz to recently quip that there must be “something magic in the maple syrup,” as he made it in the grotto with a set of twins from Sault Ste. Marie. After the ceremony, guests were invited to join Hef on the lawn, where the former Playmate on the extreme lower right—the answer to what happens when you cross Loretta Swit with Cicciolina and a pneumatic air gun—lay on her back, treating everyone in attendance to a round of impromptu bouncy castle rides. More »