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If You Want To Lose Weight, Have A Baby

3:57AM Hamilton Nolan | Fat: the silent menace of new mums and just plain fat people alike. Scientists now tell us that you must either have a small human suckle the fat off your body, or cut your own gut open, to slim down. More »

Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk

9:55AM Jess McGuire | And why wouldn’t he? Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting? Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough. Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies? More »

Mothers, Hide Your Children – Salma’s On A Breastfeeding Rampage

1:57PM Jess McGuire | Salma Hayek has revealed she’s simply mad about breastfeeding – and the way she talks about it, with the same passion that Pete Doherty might discuss crack pipes, leads me to believe that women nursing babies would do well to clutch their infants a little closer toward them if the actress happens to pass them in the street, as Salma would not hesitate to grab a child and demand that it suckle from her movie star teat in order to achieve her high. Salma Hayek is addicted to breastfeeding. The ‘Frida’ actress, who gave birth to daughter Valentina in September 2007, has revealed she can’t bring herself to stop breastfeeding. And she uses strong words to describe her powerful addiction. More »