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Levi’s Johnston Watch: Conditions The Same But Looking Brighter
6:54AM Brian Moylan | We’re no closer to knowing just how naked Levi Johnston will be in Playgirl than we were yesterday, but both sides are getting closer to finalising the details and signing a contract. The shoot should take place in early November. More »
Small Screen
We Can’t Wait To Watch Andy Cohen’s Mastubatory Talk-Show
1:27AM Brian Moylan | Bravo’s reigning executive narcissist Andy Cohen started his own weekly talk show. The second episode airs tomorrow, and if it’s anything like the first, it will make us vomit and then scoop up the vomit and give it a hug. More »
Small Screen
Bravo’s New Art-World Reality Show Promises To Be Patently Ridiculous, Awesome
12:45PM Foster Kamer | The New York Times dared to brave the auditions for Bravo’s newest foray into, well, giving existentialists like big-dick-owning/hating Jean-Paul Sarte more credence: a reality competition featuring artists. What’d they find? Metaphorical fish in a cylindrical holding container. More »
Small Screen
NYC Prep: You Don’t Know How It Feels To Be Me
2:20AM Richard Lawson | Well, great TV spirits be thanked/damned, it finally arrived. NYC Prep! The show about Real Life rich kids who are real life Girls who sometimes Gossip. Even the two boys, Sebastian and PC, are Girls. Who Gossip. Let’s talk. More »
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New York Rich Kids Show To Make The Case For Being Old And Poor
2:13AM Richard Lawson | Growing up in New York and turning out to be a complete dickwad is a hallowed city tradition. Teen fictions like Gossip Girl have shed some fake-ish light on the plight/privilege, but now a reality series (on Bravo, of course) is poised to blow the story wide open. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kevin Smith’s New Movie Is For Dicks
12:40AM Richard Lawson | TV shows are being cast all over the place because, even though it’s only May, the much hyped US fall season is just around the corner. Plus, Tom Cruise joins a movie and Adam Brody joins another. More »
Small Screen
Soon, Sarah Palin Will Launch A Celebrity Clothing Line
12:30AM Richard Lawson | A comedy gets a major cast, an HBO movie gets majorly political. A skater gets a reality show, as do many, many fashion people. Because they’re so interesting! Everyone watches TV on the internet now, especially Lost. More »
Small Screen
NBC’s Embarrassing Gold Mine
12:35PM Ryan Tate | For all the talk about NBC Universal’s flagship network or about its urbane Bravo cable network, it turns out the entertainment company makes its real money on the channel with professional wrestling and re-runs. More »
Small Screen
VPR Day: Project Runway Armistice Declared
7:17AM Richard | NBC Universal has released a statement declaring an end to the bloody Project Runway Wars. The statement, sent by NBC, claims Harvey Weinstein has congratulated Jeff Zucker. So, it could be an April Fools’ prank: More »
