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Lindsay Lohan Is Back On Boys
3:05AM Brian Moylan | Looks like has-bian Lindsay Lohan has made the switch again — this time for a famous man. Also are Jude and Sienna back together? Is Mischa back on the sauce? Is Piven growing man boobs? Questions answered in today’s gossip. More »
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The Freaky Thumbed Nature Of Megan Fox’s Sexual Superpowers
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Megan Fox has super special sexual powers. Avril Lagine’s love-life is “komplicayted”, or however she spells it. Jon Gosselin is still around. Justin Timberlake’s a funny drunk. Babies, rappers, Yokos, McSteamies and more! Presenting your Rosh Hashana Morning Gossip Roundup. More »
Top Five Most Incomprehensible Babe Magnets In Hollywood
5:50AM Molly Friedman | Another day, another beauty splits up with legendary duck-faced serial dater Zach Braff. Seems Shiri Appleby, like her predecessors Drew Barrymore, Mandy Moore and Kirsten Dunst, just wasn’t up to Zach’s inexplicably high standards. It’s embarrassing to admit, but we’ve always embarrassingly found the Scrubs star kinda charming in a college boyfriend who makes you laugh kind of way, but then again, we’re mere mortals. So why do actresses like Shiri and Drew fall head-over-heels for this guy? Still, Zach is hardly the only aesthetically-challenged male star notching hottie after hottie on their (rarely worn) belts. We select our picks for the top five improbably lucky swordsmen in Hollywood after the jump. More »
Brandon Davis Back To His Old Horrendous Ways… Erm, We Weren’t Aware He’d Given Them Up?
8:59AM Jess McGuire | Unfortunate news for karate champ Cheyenne Tozzi – her beau Brandon Davis, the man responsible for bringing the insult “FIRECROTCH” into the popular vernacular, is not a changed man after his recent stay in Sydney with his ladylove. It would seem he’s been running amuck in Florida now that he’s escaped the vigilant watch of his martial arts-skilled girlfriend.
Word from the US is that, despite his recent “sober and slimmed down” appearance, the oil heir has slipped back to his greasy ways.
Spies from South Beach Miami have told The New York Post they saw Davis in Florida nightclubs without Tozzi, “straddling girls and playing with their bras under their shirts”.
Let’s not be too hard on Brandon and his bra fiddling ways. He was probably attempting to borrow the chesticle holders, not play with other women’s breasts. He’s still all yours, Cheyenne! More » ‘Ivy’ Officially Opens Its Doors, Provides Brandon Davis With A Place To Rest His Greasy Bones While In Sydney
11:38AM Jess McGuire | Remember when nightclub maestro Justin Hemmes was fighting for his right to party at his new nightclub ‘Ivy’ last year? The Fuzz were trying to deny him a liquor license, and Justin in turn delivered a speech so powerful, so moving, it was as though he was a white Martin Luther King born with an unquenchable thirst for money and throwing shindigs.
“I am pleading with the police not to stamp out the dream. The government bodies such as the police should be bending over backwards to help innovative and creative developments. The police want the Ivy to be safe and we want it to be safe, and we should be working together. We are not just talking about a little pub on the corner – this is going to be revolutionary, a holistic experience.”
Thankfully, it seems Justin’s stirring words helped things along, and yesterday ‘Ivy’ officially declared itself open for patronage by the young, rich, and dim – or perhaps the poor with big dreams. Whatever.
With builders still at work on the final three stages of the George St monolith, lunchtime crowds settled in for the first time while action continued around them.
And with six bars and two restaurants now open, Hemmes told Confidential “there’s a few nooks and crannies to settle into” for a star spotting session.
Jennifer Hawkins and Jake Wall hit the hot spot at a preview party on New Year’s Day, and US playboy, Brandon Davies asked about reserving the penthouse in the Ivy’s new hotel.
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Cheyenne Tozzi Possibly Stupider Than We Originally Suspected
12:30PM Jess McGuire | Although we don’t know the woman from a bar of soap (what does she actually do these days, other than greasy oil heirs?), we’ve never thought of Cheyenne Tozzi as one of the brightest minds this country has produced, although a Wikipedia search informs us she and sister Tahyna Tozzi – as well as sharing parents who are apparently rather keen on giving their daughters monikers created by grabbing random letters from a bag of Scrabble pieces and putting them together as best they could – are Australian National Karate champs. Whatever. Cheyenne lets Brandon Davis place himself inside of her, and surely we can all agree that’s not the sign of an incredibly switched on woman?
Now we hear the following snippet from Crown Towers.
Cheyenne Tozzi and her playboy beau Brandon Davis have hit more bad luck, after arriving in Melbourne for the Millions Main Event tournament at Crown Casino.
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Heading to the exclusive Mahogany Room instead, the cards didn’t fall much better for Davis or his gal pal, who won few friends among the hotel staff when the couple checked in.
Sources tell Confidential the couple came with a list of demands at the neighbouring Crown Towers.
Lobby spies say Tozzi was seen on Friday night ordering a Crown concierge to find her a charger for her mobile phone. But when she was told one was not available she demanded a digital camera instead.
Poor Cheyenne… so dim, she thinks she can make phone calls from a digital camera. You can just see her putting her Canon camera to her ear and shouting “Hello? Hello? I can’t hear you at all, we must have a bad line!” as hotel staff roll their eyes and wish for a quick death. More » 
Aussie Model’s Oily Boyfriend Detained On Suspicion Of Being The Little Man In The Peanut Butter Jar That Gave Millions Of ’80s Kids Nightmares
4:18PM Clem Bastow | Ho-hum Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi flew into Sydney with celebrity boyfriend Brandon Davis – aka Mr ex-Mischa Barton, and originator of the “firecrotch” dramz – to spend some quality time hanging out where the paparazzi are sure to make them both look important, but the gruesome twosome were held up at customs when it turned out Davis was planning on going buck wild down under.
Loaded with US dollars, the 28-year-old was delayed for more than two hours, while his pin-up girlfriend became increasingly agitated while waiting in the arrivals area.
“She was pacing around the whole time, with her mobile phone at her ear, trying to look anonymous,” a witness told The Daily Telegraph. “With her sunglasses on inside, everyone was looking at her.”
A Customs spokesman declined to comment on individual passenger details for privacy reasons yesterday, but said travellers were required to declare if they were carrying more than $10,000 or the equivalent in foreign currency.
Davis, who began dating the younger of the two Tozzi sisters last year, was finally allowed through to meet a waiting car and driver about 10.30am, after arriving on an 8am flight from the US.
By that time, Tozzi had been collected by friends in another vehicle, leaving her wealthy beau behind.
Davis was later spotted being accosted by some firemen who’d purchased some industrial strength, king-sized oil blotting sheets and were trying to roll him up in them. More »
The Ongoing Saga Of The Surfer And The Supermodel Reaches New, Sweary Heights
10:57AM Clem Bastow | In an effort to become more like NW, we told you the other day about the love triangle of Taj Burrows, Cheyenne Tozzi and Brandon Davis; well, now we have pro-surfer Burrows’ stance on the whole thing – which, it turns out, is a whole lot of *$#@!!
(And no, we’ve not stopped swearing all of a sudden, we just like the old comic-book technique when it comes to accurately describing a particularly foulmouthed outburst.)
The surfer dude poured his heart out to wave mag Stab, proving that gnarly tube-riders have feelings too, dude. Cowabunga. More »
Taj Wipes Out Cheyenne; We Do Not Know Any Other Surfing Terms With Which To Make The Witty Puns
11:26AM Clem Bastow | In a decision he will possibly live to regret, pro-surfer Taj Burrows has dumped “Our” Cheyenne Tozzi, celebutante and model, the blonde swimwear pony has revealed in a shoot and interview with GQ.
Evidently Burrows wasn’t too keen to get any of Brandon “Oily Peanut Butter Man” Davis’ grease on him after Cheyenne was spotted lunching with the US heir-about-town.
“Taj and I broke up – he’s an easy-minded pro-surfer and didn’t need the extra shit in his head. I said: ‘Look I know those pictures look damning…”‘
Just think, Taj, now the grease monster will be free to drape his sweaty paws all over your pretty Shire princess.
Is this how you pictured your adult life when you were a child? IS IT? More » 
