2:44AM Seth | With hazmat-suited Harpo workers running Geiger counters over Jennifer Aniston on her way out of
the Oprah Winfrey Show studios and failing to find even the slightest traces of irradiated uncoolness, we thought we were finally in the clear with regard to the deadly sexual politics meltdown to contaminate America’s superstar love triangles. Alas, a new uncool hot spot has been identified in the Brangelina household, where Aniston-dumping Brad Pitt is
reportedly fuming over his ex’s totally uncool calling out of his current partner’s uncoolness:
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