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Flotsam & Jetsam
Botox Mum Confesses: It Was All A Hoax
3:27AM Maureen OConnor | Botox mum Kerry Campbell has released a sworn statement saying her attention-grabbing, Good Morning America-baiting scandal was a hoax! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Botox Mum Begs For Forgiveness
2:27AM Maureen OConnor | Botox mum Kerry Campbell (who might not be “Kerry Campbell” at all, but a multi-named mystery chupacabra of indeterminate origin) has returned to The Sun, the publication where her insanity spree began, to apologise for shooting botulism into her 8-year-old daughter’s face, then bragging about it on TV. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Botox Mum Loses Custody
4:37AM Maureen OConnor | Well, that was quick. Good Morning America reports that Botox mum Kerry Campbell has lost custody of the eight-year-old daughter she bragged about beautifying with Botox and “virgin waxes.” Child Protective Services is investigating the case; in the meantime little Britney Campbell is away from her mother and “doing well”. [GMA]
Flotsam & Jetsam
Child Services Swoops In On Botox Mom
8:34AM Maureen OConnor | It’s time that Kerry Campbell, the pageant mum who proudly admitted to injecting her eight-year-old daughter with Botox and administering “virgin waxes” so her child “won’t development pubic hair”, get a moniker. Let’s go with “Botox mum”. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Pageant Mum Defends Giving Eight-Year-Old Botox And ‘Virgin Waxes’
3:26AM Maureen OConnor | Remember that terrible mother who said she gives Botox and “virgin waxes” to her eight-year-old daughter to improve her chances at beauty pageants? She’s real, and says she’s doing nothing wrong. Good Morning America tracked down little Britney Campbell and mother Kerry, an aesthetician who regularly injects botulism into her daughter’s face. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Mom Gives 8-Year-Old Botox And ‘Virgin Waxes’
8:00AM Maureen OConnor | Horribly abused children: they’re popular on the internet. You’ve got your smoking babies, your swinging yoga babies, your hot sauce reality star babies, and your 130-lb morbidly obese babies. And now: Botox babies on the beauty pageant circuit. More »
People
9:10AM Jess McGuire | Surprising absolutely no one in the world with eyes and a brain, Nicole Kidman has sensationally revealed that she used to have Botox injected into her face. Who knew? You can all put your hands down now, please, and let’s learn a little more about Our Nic’s confession from the Confidential gang. More »
Nicole Kidman’s Shock Revelation: “Nature And Good Genes Are Not Responsible For My Expressionless Face!”
9:10AM Jess McGuire | Surprising absolutely no one in the world with eyes and a brain, Nicole Kidman has sensationally revealed that she used to have Botox injected into her face. Who knew? You can all put your hands down now, please, and let’s learn a little more about Our Nic’s confession from the Confidential gang. More »
People
Nicole Kidman Tries To Move Her Face Again
4:50AM Maureen OConnor | Our investigative series on Nicole Kidman’s struggle to move her face continues. Last time, feeling had returned to Nicole’s chin. But at SoHo’s Apple Store this weekend, Our Lady of the Frozen Features struggled mightily. Let us analyse the results. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Kids These Days Hating Their Looks Younger Than Ever
2:24AM Hamilton Nolan | The high school years have always been fraught with social peril, and primary school is a time many remember for instilling a years-long sense of mortifying awkwardness. Fine, but what about toddlers? Can we give them an inferiority complex, too? More »
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