It's over between Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil! Who saw this coming?! Not me, because I believe in junkie love!

Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has admitted her marriage is over, adding she and Blake Fielder-Civil were only together for sex.

The award-winning Back To Black singer said her jailbird husband has fallen into the arms of a blonde German model Sophie Schandorff, who was reported mouthing "I love you" to Fielder-Civil at the start of his trial.

"It's over. There's no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for sex,'' she reportedly told The News of the World newspaper in the UK..

And good god, what sex they had...

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It feels weird to have a Winegums Watch without Clem "presenting" it, but considering Defamer Australia's continued coverage of Amy Winehouse's adventures over the past few years, I would be remiss to ignore the latest event in the British soul singer's ever-exciting life - her husband Blake has finally been let out of the clink.

Amy Winehouse's husband was released from jail yesterday after almost a year behind bars for his part in a vicious assault on a pub landlord. Blake Fielder-Civil left Edmonds Hill prison in Suffolk at 8am looking pale and with his arms covered in red scars.

The 26-year-old, who has fought a long battle with drug addiction, was not due to be released until next month but was freed after agreeing to attend rehab. Miss Winehouse herself was not there to meet him, leading to rumours of a rift between the pair.

Now, I realise that as far as couples go, Amy and Blake never looked exactly "healthy" together, but they did have a certain Camden drug scene charm, non? I mean, if you like your sex symbols pale and covered in strange bruises and trackmarks - but with great taste in hats and wigs - Amy and Blake delivered!

But since they've been apart? Oh god. Look at them!

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Despite Her Blake Incarcerated remaining, well, incarcerated for the forseeable future (27 months, to be exact), apparently Amy Winehouse's biological clock has started ticking (or it could be the egg timer she ate mid-crack-binge, thinking it was a delicious apple, but that's anyone's guess).

Not only that, but she wants FIVE children with her No Good™ husband. Now that's a life goal if ever I heard one!

In an interview published today Miss Winehouse talked of the couple's plans for a large family.

'I want at least five kids,' she said. 'I want twins. Blake is gonna be the most amazing dad.' She said the couple wanted identical twins.

But Fielder-Civil will not be released until at least December after admitting beating up a pub landlord and attempting to pervert the course of justice.

Incidentally, when I first skimmed the headlines this morning, I misread that piece's title as "Amy wants five children JAILED WITH Blake".

Which, honestly, is probably just as likely to be true as the real headline is, when you think about it. After all, there was a time when Blake looked as though he feasted on the blood of virgins every full moon, so maybe it's time for him to start again - and Amy just wants to give him the gift that keeps on giving!

Ha ha ha, I love it when Amy Winehouse's No Good™ husband Blake Fielder-Civil has to suck eggs, and since she seems to be mostly over him (or at least just too wasted/demented to remember she has a husband) these days, that means I get to enjoy it with delicious regularity.

In this instance, Amy forgot to show up at Blake's sentencing! But his girlfriend did!

Tell 'er what she's won, Joe - a beautiful marriage!

Amy Winehouse didn't turn up to see husband Blake sentenced today but his reported girlfriend was in floods of tears outside the court.

Blonde German model Sophie Schandorff, 21, was obviously distraught after the hearing, which saw Fielder-Civil sentenced to 27 months in prison today for grievous bodily harm and perverting the course of justice.

Schandorff caused a stir at court in April when she was in Winehouse's usual place to support Fielder-Civil and the couple were seen to mouth 'I love you' to each other.

Awesome, sounds like everyone's getting along well, then!

Anyway, looks like Fielder-Civil will spend another four or so months in jail, if he behaves himself (and I have to say, he does look surprisingly healthy in his most recent mugshot), though he's been sentenced to 27 months, yadda yadda yadda. WIN!

You'll forgive the slight tardiness of this Winegums report; the mule I employed to bring me Amy news while I was on a long-weekend holiday got stuck in a ditch and had to be airlifted back to Melbourne.

In any case, Blake Fielder-Civil has (wisely) pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice and grevious bodily harm - charges that he had previously denied.

This means we could be seeing an awful lot less of him (and an awful lot more of Winegums' daft "<3 BLAKE" badge and hair-clip, natch):

Fielder-Civil, 26, of Camden, North London, admitted causing grevious bodily harm to James King, 36, of the Macbeth pub in Hoxton, north London, last summer.

The reporting restrictions also covered the allegation that Mr King could have been subjected to intimidation or duress.

Both causing grevious bodily harm and perverting the course of justice carry a maximum sentence of life in jail - although a British court has never given a sentence of more than 10 years for the latter.

Amy is said to be desperately worried that Blake, who she married in Miami last year after a stormy relationship, will receive a long jail sentence.

Hmm, not sure where to place my bets on this one - when he was initially locked up, it looked like Amy was really getting her shit together; now, not so much.

Those crazy kids!

Wow, who woulda thunk it? Apparently Amy Winehouse has been being really, really annoying at Blake's court proceedings (apparently she's also writing songs with some dude, but like that will amount to anything, if the past few months years are anything to go by).

The fit and active Blake has been in the clink for being alive attempting to pervert the course of justice, and assault.

Amy shouted to a judge "It's like Disneyland" during her husband's pre-trial hearing yesterday.

She made the remark after the prosecutor explained how the case against Blake Fielder-Civil might be delayed by juror holidays in the summer.

At another point the Back To Black star made a "yap, yap, yap" gesture as a lawyer spoke.

An usher had already ordered her to sit down and behave, after she stood up and made a big play of rummaging in her clothes.

The singer snapped back loudly: "I'm just tucking my skirt in" before slowly sitting.

Amy spent half an hour at Snaresbrook Crown Court, East London -- catching her husband's eye, blowing kisses and mouthing him messages.

Lord in heaven, I can't take much more of this. She'd better hope this apparently mythical James Bond theme she's working on with Mark Ronson actually a) exists and if so, b) is half decent, because she's sliding quickly up the scale of Most Annoying Celebrities to reside next to Angela Bishop and Jules Lund.

Word on the streets is that Winegums has finally given up on the master of the crypt, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, and has been gallivanting around town with a young buck called Alex. And he's only the latest in young squires, including Good Blake, Mark Ronson and a variety of other plus-ones.

Winegums herself, however, has been quick to deny that her marriage is over - which is a different song to the one being sung by mum Janis!

Janis Winehouse told The Sunday Mirror: "I'd spoken to Alex a couple of times over the phone, but this was the first time I'd actually met him.

"He's a lovely boy - gentle and sweet. He really looked after Amy popping out to buy cigarettes, papers, anything she wanted.

"He works for her manager so their relationship was professional to begin with but if they've made something of it, I'm thrilled.

"Blake has sent her down the wrong path - drugs and self-harm. She needs a man she can depend on, who can look after her.

"I'm praying Alex is that man."

While we wholeheartedly support Janis' motion, doesn't she know that when it comes to children like Amy, reverse psychology is the best tactic?

She should release a presser stating how much she likes Blake, and how handsome and funny he is, and how she can't wait to see them both swathed in baby's breath and white satin at their big, expensive vow renewal ceremony when he gets out of jail, and how they can even come and live with her, FOREVER.

That ought to sort things out.

Amy Winehouse might be writing "suicidal" choons and scratching her face to bits like some Dickensian flophouse resident, but at least she can pull it together when it's time to have tea with hubby (in jail).

Yes, Winegums actually scrubbed up quite nicely for her access visit with Blake Fielder-Civil, even thoughtfully donning gloves so that, presumably, a) she wouldn't spread impetigo germs all over her own face and b) so she could lovingly give Blake a full cavity search. Er, sorry, so she wouldn't infect him, either.

Amy has been battling the infection impetigo, and it looks as if she's taken to wearing rubber gloves to prevent the condition worsening.

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Looks like all this worry about her scabs and fish'n'chips and whatever else has left our Winegums a little scatterbrained and Her Blake Incarcerated has fallen wayyy to the bottom of the "to do" list.

(Well, "to do" is probably an unfortunately live metaphor, but you know what we mean.)

It seems "poor" Blake sat around like a puppy in a shop window when prison visiting hours ticked around, but wifey was nowhere to be seen.

Disorganised Amy Winehouse failed to turn up on time to see her beloved husband Blake during visiting hours at the north London prison he has been remanded to.

The singer's chaotic lifestyle has taken a toll on her timekeeping, as well as her terribly scabby skin, which looked worse than ever when she stepped out today in the hope of seeing her incarcerated husband.

It's true, her face is looking a little worse for wear, but if she really was turning into one of those characters out of a Government 'say no to drugs' campaign, wouldn't she be scabby all over?

Maybe she just went to see Priscilla Presley's cosmetic surgeon??

Sad news for Kate Moss-aholics out there: the controversially hot-or-not former supermodel is engaged to another dirty-looking rocker, Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills. Judging by her former paramours, like Johnny Depp, Lemonheads frontman Evan Dando and our all-time favourite kitten-loving junkie, Pete Doherty, it's no surprise that W's April cover girl has fallen for another rough-around-the-edges bad boy. But must he look like such an eerie cross-breed of Pete and Amy Winehouse's Romeo, Blake Fielder-Civil? And more importantly, why does Kate insist on slobbering all over his neck? More pictures of the two new lovebirds, and what the notoriously vicious British tabloids have deemed Kate's vampire-like behaviour, after the jump.

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