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YouTube Clip Of The Day

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 1:54 PM on July 7, 2008

Further to our earlier mention of Bjork in our amazing piece of investigative journalism which bravely explored British pop singer Adele's burning desire to make the beast with two backs with the Icelandic singer's son Sindri (read: Adele mentioned to a British tabloid that she thought Sindri was "buff"), here's a Bjork themed clip.

In the following slice of YouTube, we are shown around Bjork's Icelandic home by the pixie queen herself...

Lovely.

Pop Star Purchases First Home, Admits She Wants To Bone Bjork's Son

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 12:02 PM on July 7, 2008

adelesinger.jpgIn this short but incredibly informative article in UK tabloid The Mirror, we learn two things about Chasing Pavements singer Adele. Firstly, she's now a homeowner, having bought a pad in Notting Hill. Secondly, she thinks Bjork's son is hot.

"I met Bjork's son Sindri because Bjork and I have the same record label." Adele said of the 22-year-old: "He's buff."

And there you have it.

WOULD YOU 'TAP THAT'?

Here's a tiny clip from YouTube featuring the aforementioned Sindri.

And there you have it (again).

Top Five Classic Celebrity Paparazzi Attacks (As Inspired By Sienna Miller's LAX Handbag Assault)

Posted by Molly Friedman at 4:15 AM on May 8, 2008

Casual nudity enthusiast Sienna Miller became an official card-carrying member of that elite group of celebrities who unleash their hate of paparazzi by way of physical assault. As the Daily Mail reports, Miller swung her pricey purse at one pap's face yesterday at LAX, possibly because he was a resident of Pittsburgh, or maybe she simply mistook him for Jude Law (as the pictures show, there is a resemblance to the nanny-loving baldie). But Sienna's moment of outrage prompted us to recall our all-time favourite When Celebrities Attack moments in time, from Woody Harrelson's caught-on-tape choke-hold to Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz's romantically executed freakout years ago. Our five top picks after the jump:

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Top 10 Worst Of The Worst Of The Worst Oscar Outfits (Have No Fear, Swan Head Is Here)

Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:23 AM on February 23, 2008

Yes, sadly, it's that time again. Time to stare into the lifeless abyss that is the Swan Dress. But Bjork's legendary snafu has friends! Like Celine Dion's Backwards Suit, Gwyneth Paltrow's Saggy Boob Goth Gown and Corey Feldman's Hammer Pants. All have appeared at one Oscars showdown or another, and all are here for your enjoyment once again.

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Bjork's Greatest "Hits" - Wee Icelandic Singer Generously Gives The Media An Excuse To Make Bjork/Beserk Puns Once More

Australian Post Posted by Jess McGuire at 12:42 PM on January 14, 2008

bjork.jpgPint-sized singer and ostrich costume-enthusiast Bjork has gone old school, yo. Much like that infamous time in 1996 at an airport in Thailand where she pummeled a reporter after they greeted her with "Welcome to Bangkok" (thems fightin' words!), Bjork is now generating headlines due to an "incident" with a photographer in New Zealand over the weekend.

Icelandic singer and songwriter Bjork attacked a newspaper photographer shortly after she arrived at New Zealand's Auckland International Airport, local media reported today.

Bjork, who is in Auckland to perform at the Big Day Out concert on Friday, tore New Zealand Herald photographer Glenn Jeffrey's shirt in half, after he photographed her arriving at the airport early yesterday.

Jeffrey, a news photographer of 25 years, said Bjork was accompanied by a man who asked him not take photos.

Asked him not to take photos, eh? What happened next, Glenn?

"I took a couple of pictures ... "

Of course you did...

"... and as I turned and walked away she came up behind me, grabbed the back of my black skivvy and tore it," he told the New Zealand Press Association.

"As she did this she fell over, she fell to the ground," he said.

Bjork on a skivving tearing rampage - not choice, bro. Does the woman have no respect for comfortable, warm couture? We can't wait to see what she gets up to when she arrives in Oz for the Australian leg of the Big Day Out tour.