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Jessica Rowe Gets Boned Again!
8:39AM Jess McGuire | Poor old Jessica Rowe! It’s safe to say that the latest event in her career as a news reader probably won’t get a mention next time she compiles a list of ‘My Best Times’. You see, after a very famous ‘boning’ by Channel Nine, she’s had her (employment) heart broken again – this time by the (boss) lover who swore he’d treat her right, Seven!
Newsreader Jessica Rowe – famously boned by former Nine Network chief Eddie McGuire in 2006 – has been sacked again, this time by the Seven Network.
Rowe, 38, is reportedly angry at Seven’s decision not to renew her contract. A popular evening newsreader at the Ten Network before being poached by Nine to co-anchor the network’s Today show, Rowe was later picked up by Seven.
Yes, I’d imagine “reports” that Jessica Rowe is pissed off about being axed for the second time in as many years are quite accurate.
The “source” continues:
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Snoop Enjoys The Company Of Jizzle Hawkizzle
8:34AM Jess McGuire | Phew! It’s back to normal service here at Defamer Australia after an exhausting week filled with Melbourne Cup celebrations and weeping happily on the couch whilst watching US election coverage on the telly, and that means it’s time for Two Day Old News TM!
Our favourite rapper spent some time in the company of assorted hot bitches during the Melbourne Cup, and one of them happened to be our very own “Hawko”.
He was the celebrity drawcard for this year’s Melbourne Cup but US rapper Snoop Dogg very nearly didn’t make it to Flemington in time for the big race.
Jumping immigration hurdles, the notorious ladies’ man left his run to the track a tad late, but wasted no time settling in for an afternoon of ogling fillies – the two-legged kind, that is.
Excellent horse puns, Confidential. I salute you. More » Sam Newman Shows Increasing Awareness Of The World Around Him By Noting Some People Are Women
4:39PM Jess McGuire | In news sure to impress supporters of penis-less creatures across the country, the ratings grabbing star of The Footy Show and the nation’s best mannequin wrangler Sam Newman has noted that a room full of people is likely to contain at least one or two members of the fairer sex.
Pity he’s blaming those damn hairy-legged man haters for the boos which confronted his television partners in crime when they accepted a Logie for The Footy Show…
Nine’s lousy night got worse when The Footy Show host Garry Lyon was jeered as he accepted the award for most popular sports program.
The heckling was sparked by the controversy over a Sam Newman skit in which he manhandled a lingerie-clad mannequin with a picture of award-winning footy reporter Caroline Wilson’s face stuck to it.
Newman, who missed the Logies after breaking an ankle in the gym, said TV industry insiders and actors who jeered Lyon were pathetic.
“This is stupid people being dramatists – some of them are women,” he said. “It is just pathetic.”
Why were women even invited to the ceremony, anyway? Ban ‘em next year, I say. That ought to ensure The Footy Show’s hosts are worshiped appropriately when walking away with a statue. NO GIRLS ALLOWED! More » 