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Mary-Louise Parker, Man Thief?
8:45PM Andrew Belonsky | Gossip types are absolutely atwitter over the news that Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker has a new boyfriend, singer Charlie Mars. But not everyone’s celebrating. In an email entitled “Cougar Goes Too Far”, one irate tipster claims Parker’s a man-stealing tart. More »
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Everything Un-Ravaged, Everthing Un-Burned In Hollywood
2:58AM Natasha VC | Three picture deals, reunions, prequels, and the secret ingredient to box office success have all been revealed! Like a fresh patch of skin that emerges after a viscous sunburn, this last week of July has some rejuvenating news from Hollywood. More »
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Hollywood’s Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
3:38AM Natasha VC | Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis continues to fun. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage’s DVD’s dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More »
Zack Snyder Promises Giant, ‘Hardcore’ Blue Wang In Uncut ‘Watchmen’
6:00AM Kyle Buchanan | One of our tipsters just wrote in with more information on Billy Crudup’s blue Watchmen wang—and for as impressed as he was, director Zack Snyder says there’s more where that came from. More »
‘Watchmen’ Review Answers Burning Question About Blue Wang Screen Time
2:21AM Kyle Buchanan | As some mixed, early reviews leak out, the debate about Watchmen’s fidelity to its source novel continues to rage. That’s all well and good, but we just want to know about Billy Crudup’s blue wang. More »
Billy Crudup’s Blue Wang Now Replicable With ‘Watchmen’ Condoms
2:31AM Kyle Buchanan | Is Watchmen fever producing a tingly sensation in you? Then you may have an STD, brother! If only you’d slipped on the film’s newest tie-in: a Crudup-emulating, cerulean rubber. Click through to see the enlarged version (ahem). More »
‘Watchmen’ Viral Video Reimagines An America Blessed by Billy Crudup’s Blue Wang
8:00AM Kyle Buchanan | Watchmen is a movie full of “what ifs,” like, “What if Larry Gordon hadn’t been a total dope?” and “What if American history was retold through the perspective of Billy Crudup’s nuclear penis?” More »
New ‘Watchmen’ Trailer 100% Devoid of Billy Crudup’s Blue Wang
2:05AM Kyle Buchanan | What great bard was it that once said, “You don’t know what you got til it’s gone”? Superman, right? Maybe it was one of the Wonder Twins? Ah, well, no matter — it’s just that this brand-new, second official trailer for Zach Snyder’s Watchmen calls to mind that intense pang of loss one feels when something dear is stripped away. In this case, we are referring to Billy Crudup’s naked blue wang, which seems to have gone missing. More »
‘Watchmen’ Brings Its Full CGI Power To Bear on Billy Crudup’s Exposed Wang
4:10AM Kyle Buchanan | For months, fans obsessed with Zack Snyder’s superhero opus Watchmen have harboured fears about the movie’s epic running time, wondering whether the version that comes out in theatres (assuming it ever does) would be cut or uncut. Now, thanks to the HD version of the second Watchmen trailer, we have a new focus for that very same question: Billy Crudup’s bare, cerulean penis! As big blue hero Dr. Manhattan, Crudup spends the bulk of his on-screen time in the buff, and unlike the anachronistically clothed Spartans that starred in Snyder’s 300, the director is allowing Crudup to let it all hang out. So, is it real, or is it CG? The NSFW wang, after the jump: More »
