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People
Everybody Was Kung-Fu (And Every Other Kind Of) Fighting
11:01PM Ravi Somaiya | Rihanna and Chris Brown continue to use domestic violence to sell things, the Hoff beats up old people, Clinton and Bush refuse to savage each other for money, Madonna may or may not be a bad girlfriend, and more! More »
Small Screen
Judging Potential Hypocrite David Letterman’s Sex Extortion Scandal
2:53PM Andrew Belonsky | So, here they are: David Letterman’s remarks on how he had “creepy” sex with an indeterminate amount of female staffers and was then extorted. Considering Letterman has long used affairs as punchlines, should we run him out of town? More »
People
Jessica Simpson’s Mental Stability Even More Tenuous
7:36PM Andrew Belonsky | Will Jessica Simpson survive her dog’s death? Did Anna Wintour survive sitting next to Pixie Geldof? Did Lindsay know her burglar? Did Anna Nicole’s doctors know pills would kill her? Get some answers in your Tuesday gossip roundup! More »
People
Jessica Simpson And The Tale Of The Dead Bitch
7:51PM Andrew Belonsky | Jessica Simpson hopes a coyote returns her dog. Bill hoped that Hillary would be Al’s vice-president. And Jude Law’s baby-mama hopes to make a buck. Good morning, and welcome to today’s Gossip Roundup! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
A Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Tila Tequila’s domestic abuse squabble gets drunk and puked out by the D.A. Anna Wintour gets stalked by teenage crazies. Mischa Barton channels Marissa Cooper. Mayor Bloomberg might know about Lady Gaga’s peener. Presenting your Sunday Gossip Roundup. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Lindsay Lohan Having Awful Week Of Unintended Confiscation
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Lindsay Lohan’s house may have been broken into, live! Katie Holmes inspired creepy Scientology fashion lines. Charles Dickens was a ladies’ man’s mumma’s boy. Jeremy Piven: alive. Bill Clinton: bedbugged. Anna Paquin: nekkid. Presenting your Monday Morning Gossip Roundup: More »
People
Look Who’s Using The N. Korean Rescue To Rehabilitate His Image
5:51AM John Cook | Bill Clinton gallantly flew to North Korea to rescue Current TV’s Euna Lee and Laura Ling from Kim Jong-Il’s clutches. Who paid for the flight? Clinton’s extremely fertile wingman, Steve Bing, the Associated Press reports. More »
People
Bill Clinton Frees US Reporters From Kim Jong-Il’s Clutches
5:21AM Hamilton Nolan | Bill Clinton went on over to North Korea, met the crazy dictator there, and won: North Korea has pardoned Current TV reporters Laura Ling and Euna Lee for their slanders and calumnies. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
A Pervert’s Communism, Whitney Port’s Aestheticism
12:00AM Foster Kamer | Kelly Bensimon’s a glutton for punishment, well-studied thespian Whitney Port offers up a nuanced acting critique, two babies, two 90s stars, a Clinton house (hunting) party, and some Communist dick is still, years later, just some Communist dick: presenting your Monday morning gossip roundup. More »
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