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Helen Mirren Would Like To Ease Your Bikini-Envy
11:00AM Clem Bastow | It’s safe to say most average women remember the day Helen Mirren was pictured, aged 63, in a red hot bikini; in short, it made most of us go “Holy Jesus, I’m [insert age here] and I don’t even look that good!” before committing swimwear induced hara kiri. Well, Dame Helen herself would like to help alleviate your body anxieties, by coming out with a not-very-convincing volley of self-doubt when it comes to her slammin’ bod:
She puts her head in her hands (I love the way she is so tactile with her own face; most movie stars tend to sit expressionless, in case something gets smudged) and lets out a moan. ‘I only wore that bikini – I got it in a boutique in Nice, it’s by a little label called Darjeeling, and it actually fitted me, which is nice; the top is built like a bra – because I was certain I would not get photographed.
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Won’t You Join Us In Marvelling At Helen Mirren’s Ridiculously Toned Physique?
12:25PM Jess McGuire | Proving once and for all that she cannot actually be a real human being, but instead some sort of sexy fembot whose body never ages or rusts, Helen Mirren has been snapped in a bikini during a holiday in Italy.
OH. MY. GOD.
Granted, Helen Mirren hasn’t weathered the body storm that is child-bearing, but still – the woman is about to turn sixty three, people. SIXTY THREE!
There are more depressingly stunning shots of the Oscar winning dame over at the Daily Mail. I can’t decide if they give me hope for the future, or just make me want to cry. Damn your older lady hotness, Helen. Damn it to bits. More » 
