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Shane West Should Know Better Than To Smile At A Germs Show

6:40AM Defamer Hollywood | Hello, class. Welcome to Punk Rock 101. Today’s lesson is about the seminal LA punk band the Germs, who are finally getting thanks to a new biopic called What We Do Is Secret (playing for the rest of this week at the Nuart). For those of you who are not familiar with the band or why they’re deserving of a movie, here’s a quick cheat sheet. The Germs made history because they were A) completely insane and B) their singer, Darby Crash, committed the self-mythologizing move of killing himself back in 1980. Unfortunately, he happened to pick the day before John Lennon was murdered to intentionally overdose on heroin, so most people didn’t even notice. More »

The Newly Sober Lindsay Lohan Thinks Eli Roth Is ‘Too Old’ To Copulate With

6:54AM Mark Graham | Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a rep for being the picky type when it comes to bumping uglies. Considering that her post-hab dating history includes flings with a snowboarder with debatable level of attractiveness and the perpetually frowny faced Sam Ronson, Lindsay has proven time and time again that it takes little more than the promise of a keybump or twelve to get inside her cokepants. Which is why we find ourselves cracking up at the way that leading Hollywood torture-pornographer Eli Roth’s recent run-in with La Lohan went down, an encounter he detailed on his MySpace: I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend “too old,” and kept walking. More »