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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Wherein We Finally Attempt to Comprehend The Jonas Brothers

6:30AM STV | Look, we’re old. Not “old” old, but more like “the Olympics were so much better in Los Angeles” old. And definitely not “Beatlemania” old, but old enough to wonder if the Jonas Brothers phenomenon is anything like what we’ve heard about Beatlemania. We honestly don’t know — before today we’d never listened to a Jonas Brothers song, we’ve never seen them perform, we don’t even know which is which, only that the moppiest-headed one occasionally receives photos of Miley Cyrus eating her skivvies. More »
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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Celeb Bodyguard Blogs Deepest, Jonas Brothers Minding Thoughts

3:15AM Seth | Big Rob—the leviathan security detail who rose to national prominence hurtling away Britney Spears’s paparazzi tormentors with one swat of his canoe-sized arms—has started a blog. Now employed by the fraternal order of avant-garde multi-instrumentalists more commonly known as the Jonas Brothers, Big Rob has been promoted from his overzealous-teenbopper-pummeling duties to become an actual member of the band. But let’s let Rob explain, directly from his blog’s home at RyanSeacrest.com—your full-service online source for all the completely stupid things Ryan Seacrest cares about it, apparently! More »
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