big brother finale
BB08: Terri And Dixie Know How To Party!
10:00AM Jess McGuire | Frankly, I don’t need to know much more about the Big Brother finale after party than this.
With the bubbly and beer flowing, BB winner “Nana” Terri Munro and fellow housemate Dixie Crawford were spotted riding toy ponies around the party room at the Surfers Paradise Marriott.
Bitches know how to roll. More » 
Bodie Smacks Gretel In The Back Of The Head With A Rubber Chicken
8:11AM Jess McGuire | We interrupt this pause between Big Brother posts for a Big Brother related post.
Last night at the eviction night festivities attended by Defamer Australia, the most hotly debated topic of the evening was not “Aleisha versus Zach – who should win?” (as we were all united in our love for Zach) but rather “Umm, did you see Gretel get hit in the head back then? Did Bodie throw something? Was it a chicken or a shoe? A CHICKEN OR A SHOE, FOR FUCKS SAKE?”
The answer? It was a chicken. A rubber chicken, in fact, and it was indeed flung by the moronic Bodie … the one male housemate (other than Jamie) who didn’t cop a boozed up fondle from Killeen at the after party, we’d wager.
Here’s the video!
(Via Behind Big Brother) More » 
Before We Launch Into Our Big Brother Finale Thoughts…
10:58PM Jess McGuire | … we’d like to “celebrate” our time spent blogging about Big Brother.
Here’s everything we ever wrote about Big Brother in one handy link!
Wow, what a trip down memory lane! Fantastic stuff.
Now without further adieu, let’s get on with our – hang on. Big Brother’s talking in our ear. Okay, alright… it seems the collecting of thoughts regarding the finale is taking a little longer than expected, we want to make sure they’re worded just right, so we’re going to “celebrate” our time blogging about Big Brother a little more.
Remember when Shilpa Shetty from Celebrity Big Brother UK was rumoured to be joining the housemates? Sigh. Never happened though, did it?
Hmmm. We’ve still got more celebrating to do, so just keep celebrating for as long as you can drag out the fucking celebrating, and before you know it – Defamer Australia’s Big Brother finale report will be online!
CELEBRATION!
PS: There is no god. More » Live Blogging Problems
7:33PM Jess McGuire | It won’t be a “live” live blog tonight, we’ve encountered technical difficulties. But we will make copious notes and publish all finale related malarkey as soon as humanly possible.
Stay tuned!
PS: ZACH TO 1992SAVE More » Oh, And We Will Live Blog Tonight’s Big Brother Finale
4:59PM Jess McGuire | That is all.
After this evening’s festivities, Big Brother Haterz can rest easy for a week… and then Australian Idol starts.
The upside to this, if you dislike reality television shows, is that Australian Idol season means we are inspired to focus our mildly retarded attentions on Kyle Sandilands and his guaranteed repeated acts of idiocy throughout the series. And if there’s one thing an entire country can get behind, it’s loathing Kyle Sandilands and his publicly performed acts of arsehattery.
If he does for some godforsaken reason say or do anything good during the show, we will of course inform you of this. But in a begrudging, gritted teeth sort of way. More » 
Tonight’s Big Brother Finale
4:15PM Jess McGuire | Is it possible? Could our broken heart over 2005’s Big Brother result be repaired this evening with a Zach win? Oh, we do hope so.
Last night saw the eviction of Billy and Travis from the house, leaving Aleisha and Zach to duke it out for the title of Winner Of Life/A Fairly Average Season Of Big Brother.
THINGS OF NOTE ABOUT LAST NIGHT’S SHOW.
- They really hammered home the Dad love last night, didn’t they? Making the housemates cry with their Diary Room confessions regarding their relationships with their fathers, etc. Makes you glad Emma didn’t end up in the final four.
- Zach’s parents are wonderful, and their genuine and emotional conversations with Gretel about their son’s sexuality and the effect his time in the house has had not only on their own family, but the wider community? Beautiful and truly touching moments in an otherwise increasingly artificial feeling show.
- Billy’s dad, this is not the Oscars, you are not Gwyneth fucking Paltrow, so PLEASE stop thanking anyone who has ever worked for Endemol Southern Star.
- Gretel sandwiching herself between Billy’s father and Billy and admitting “I’ll take what I can get these days” was a cheery and welcome return to form for Ms Killeen. We like it when she quips away in a self-deprecating manner!
- However, her kid glove treatment of Billy when it came to asking him exactly how his relationship with Hayley ended (ie: did you cheat, you randy goat?) made us recall her unfairly aggressive treatment of the admittedly irritating but essentially harmless Jamie. If Billy had been – IN HER EYES – not as attractive, we suspect she may have gone harder. Erm. In the interviewing sense, of course. Though we’ve no doubt she would “go hard” in many other senses too.
AND WHAT OF TONIGHT?
We desperately want Zach to win, and demand you spend your precious dollars texting ZACH to 1992SAVE. If he comes out the victor, we’ll watch Big Brother again next year. If he doesn’t…
(shakes fist at sky)
A few of our chums felt the loss of Travis from the race meant that Zach was a shoe-in. Remember 2005, people? REMEMBER 2005? The “Travis” of that year, Vesna, was booted out leaving the amiable Logan Greg (AKA ALEISHA) and Lefty Tim (AKA ZACH). No one expected Logan Greg to win – except possibly Logan David, if rumours of him spending fuckloads to vote for his brother are to be believed – and yet he did… at the expense of the wonderful, creative, intelligent, slightly bloody mad Tim Brunero.
So while we are hopeful and pleased Zach has made it to the final two – a miraculous feat in itself considering he is A Gay from the Camp wing of homosexuality rather than one of the “normal, straight acting kinda blokes” which some heterosexuals in the community idiotically view as the preferable variety of fruit to grow in one’s garden (ie: society – we are enjoying our metaphors today, non?) – we are still wary of being hurt once more.
ZACH TO WIN – IF THERE’S A GOD.
Oh, and after the jump? Some charming snaps from last night’s show and a couple more from the Big Brother finale rehearsal. Sweet! More » 