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11:37AM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! Two Day Old News Desk™ here with a story lukewarm off the press – broadcaster and sometime blogger Bianca Dye turned down the advances of comic casanova Russell Brand, and has sensationally revealed some adorably girlish things about the British celebrity.
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Bianca Dye Rebuffs Russell Brand’s Attempt At Seduction
11:37AM Jess McGuire | Reet reet reet! Two Day Old News Desk™ here with a story lukewarm off the press – broadcaster and sometime blogger Bianca Dye turned down the advances of comic casanova Russell Brand, and has sensationally revealed some adorably girlish things about the British celebrity.
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12:01PM Jess McGuire | Obviously there’s a bit of jesting involved with the headline, because -
a) everyone knows Ben Cousins is clean now and has probably deleted all his good drug contacts’ details from his phone, and
b) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOOD DRUGS! THEY WILL ROT YOUR BRAINS, CHILDREN!
But the fact that he’s in the running for Cleo’s Bachelor Of The Year competition is indeed true.
Cleo editor Sarah Oakes said Cousins was popular with the magazine’s readers.
“He’s one of those people that generated a lot of discussion about whether he is or isn’t the kind of eligible bachelor that an Australian woman would be interested in dating,” Oakes said. “It’s good to have those (who) polarise and those people that create some discussion.”
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Ben Cousins Is Australia’s Finest Bachelor? Well, He’d Probably Know Where To Score Good Drugs…
12:01PM Jess McGuire | Obviously there’s a bit of jesting involved with the headline, because -
a) everyone knows Ben Cousins is clean now and has probably deleted all his good drug contacts’ details from his phone, and
b) THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOOD DRUGS! THEY WILL ROT YOUR BRAINS, CHILDREN!
But the fact that he’s in the running for Cleo’s Bachelor Of The Year competition is indeed true.
Cleo editor Sarah Oakes said Cousins was popular with the magazine’s readers.
“He’s one of those people that generated a lot of discussion about whether he is or isn’t the kind of eligible bachelor that an Australian woman would be interested in dating,” Oakes said. “It’s good to have those (who) polarise and those people that create some discussion.”
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Entertainment Blogger Who Claims To Have ‘Finger On The Pulse’ Of Showbiz Can’t Comprehend The Brilliance Of Chris Crocker, Earns Our Pre-Caffeine Ingestion Early Morning Ire
9:09AM Jess McGuire | Will there ever be a blog associated with a major newspaper that doesn’t make us want to claw our eyes out when we peruse it? Will there?* Because a quick glance around News Ltd’s Entertainment blog today riled us right the bloody fuck up, pardon our language!
To wit (although ‘wit’ may not be the best choice of words in this situation).
OH, dear … remember Chris Crocker? You know, the guy who lost it over the world’s treatment of Britney Spears? Well, now we hear the 19-year-old internet superstar has been offered his own TV show.
AND WHERE DID YOU ‘HEAR’ THIS EXCLUSIVE SCOOP, SIR? DID YOU PERCHANCE READ ABOUT IT IN A NEWS LTD PAPER BACK ON THE 20TH OF SEPTEMBER, HUH?
There’s only room for one blog who regurgitates old news in a mildly ridiculous way whilst pretending to be cutting edge in this online town, and Defamer Australia is quite prepared to resort to menacing interweb behaviour (perhaps a cutting comment insinuating something unflattering about your mother, specifically her worrying BMI?) to maintain the stranglehold on the position we hold so dear.
News Ltd’s so called “Entertainment editor” continues.
I can’t think of anything worse than seeing Crocker yacking on about popular culture and celebrities. Chris, you were only fascinating when we thought you were serious about your Britney obsession. But credit to you for pulling the wool over most people’s eyes.
Chris Crocker is a tanned, camp, emotional god – and his eloquent defence of Britney Spears moved us to tears and became our “official stance” during the recent Britney/Gimme More (Time To Rehearse) debacle. How dare you call yourself an entertainment editor if you cannot grasp the glory that is Christopher Crocker and his squealing-but-often-insightful brand of current affairs!
*After reading this ABYSMAL and HORRIFYINGLY INCORRECT anti-Chris Crocker tirade, we’ve decided you aren’t so bad Bianca Dye. Maybe. We’ll reassess your blog and give you some pointers, if you’re still willing. Do let us know.
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8:12AM Busty St Clair | Zoo Weekly is counting votes for Australia’s Hottest Radio Babes for 2007, with the title ripe for the picking now that reigning hottie Biance Dye is doing her best Maria Venuti impression. Going through the current Top Ten, we’re a bit confused as to the whereabouts of Jackie O. Not that we’re fans of the Jackster… but come on. Surely she rates higher than Fi Fi Box and Amber Petty? Speaking of Ms Amber “I Was Princess Mary’s Bridesmaid” Petty, we’re not sure how much time and a stint in the CIty of Churches has changed her, but the last time the Defamer operatives saw her in Sydney, she was looking rather skanky walking home from Randwick Racecourse with her shoes in one hand and a ciggie in the other, slurring her speech and swearing at passers by. But whatever, it’s Zoo Weekly for Christs sake. Skanky blondes with bad manners are perfectly within their readers’ reach, no? More »Another “Celebrity” Jumps Aboard The Blogging Bandwagon
3:46PM Jess McGuire | Nothing makes us happier than when celebrities C-grade and upwards decide to “log on” to that strange, magical place known as the internerd and bless the common people with regular offerings containing their intelligent, knowledgeable, personalised take on life, love and the pursuit of happiness.
We’d like to wholeheartedly welcome radio announcer Bianca “I Have Located My Ampersand Key And I Am Not Afraid To Use It” Dye to the blogging club. Wow, first Mia Freedman and now Bianca? Should we buy a Lotto ticket?
First topic tackled by our comrade-in-blogging? Threeways.
“WHAT A COINCIDENCE, I WAS CONSIDERING A MENAGE A TROIS BUT NEEDED A NOVA STAR’S PERSPECTIVE BEFORE I COULD COMMIT TO A STEAMY NIGHT OF MICHAEL BUBLE RECORDS AND DOUBLE PENETRATION!”
Ho ho, dear reader. Clearly it’s your lucky day, as Bianca has some thoughts.
Wow. I never thought I was old fashioned. I actually take pride in the fact that I’m quite cheeky & open-minded when it comes to things in my relationships. But I’m not sure I could imagine ever being in a relationship where I would willingly share my partner.
Apparently it’s the big “thing” rite now – to “share the love†so to speak—& I have to say it makes me a little uncomfortable.
It’s the big thing right now? Well, this certainly explains the spit-roast we saw in the Myers window this morning on our way to breakfast.
Bianca goes on.
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