Poor booted Bianca :(

(Bianca) Benigno from Queensland, who was evicted from the Network Ten series last night, says she's still upset that contestants were tricked into thinking there was a "mole" in the house, and told they must find out who it was.

"I cannot see the benefit for us for doing that task, it completely mentally tortured us for three days," Benigno said today.

Maybe I was wrong, Big Brother. Maybe it was better to totally mess with their heads and turn them against each other for no reason? MY APOLOGIES.

Still think you need to ditched Kyle & Jackie O and bring in Charlotte Dawson, though. Jackie's on stage asides - like last night's conversational "Oooh, I don't know what's going on between Brigitte and her boyfriend, something's not quite right there..." - doesn't come off as particularly insightful for some reason, just strangely unprofessional. I can say this without fear of hurting Jackie O's feelings as the Sunday Life profile on her the other week revealed Jackie can laugh at criticism now.

Good for you, babes.

Fiery know-it-all Bianca has been kicked out of the Big Brother house after last night's eviction. Once the obligatory post-Big Brother nightclub appearances are over with, she can no doubt go back to prancing around in tight tops and holding large books in an effort to look more intelligent than anyone else in the world.

From what I can tell (despite her constant attempts to gain attention through sulky temper tantrums) this excerpt from the Big Brother site's article on her eviction is the most interesting thing about Bianca.

Bianca also made Australian BB history by being the first Housemate to be given a watch as part of the secret Moon Monks task. As Head Monk, she had to recruit and train new members of the Secret Order without the other HMs detecting her confidential extracurricular activities. After a few close shaves, they passed the task successfully.

SHE GOT TO WEAR A WATCH? FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS, BIANCA!

I don't loathe her that much. She just made me get all narky whenever I was eating dinner and she appeared on the telly with that surly expression (you know, where she'd pout moodily and her mouth resembled a slug dropped in a bowl of salt*).

She is probably a really lovely person in real life, blah blah blah, but anyone who makes me root for Corey makes me feel a bit weird, and it's best they leave my television screen.

*Description courtesy of Brendan Shanahan's column in the Daily Telegraph years ago regarding Vanessa Amorosi's facial expression after she failed to win a single ARIA - despite, like, eight thousand nominations - at the awards ceremony back in 2000. I've never forgotten it (although I may not have quoted it correctly - there's no online reference to it anywhere, alas). God bless you, Brendan.

Ooooer! Apparently Bianca's getting her over-sized bra in a twist over the inclusion of Corey Worthington in this year's batch of housemates!

Bianca's initial reaction to Corey entering the House was a bad one. "I feel like screaming," she told Terri. Other HMs were shocked at Bianca's behaviour, especially Saxon, who pulled her aside to tell her she should get to know Corey first before she jumped to conclusions.

So Bianca decided to try and give Corey a go, realising that one of her mantras is, "You can't judge a book by its cover".

Unless that book is by Proust, in which case it should be assumed the book is very highbrow, and the large-chested smarmy woman holding it is probably a member of MENSA.

Bianca argued that she thought Corey had been disrespectful and she didn't approve of his behaviour. "I'll get to know the kid and give the kid a chance because I give everyone an equal chance. It's just what he represents that I don't like because I'm here to represent something that is completely the opposite."

Condescending arrogant know-it-alls who probably don't have enough friends to make it worth their while even throwing a party?

Later, the self-righteous philosopher-loving Bianca went to the diary room in order to vent about Corey.

"I have seen flashes of goodness but that makes me angrier," she said. Bianca explained that seeing slight elements of positive qualities in Corey frustrated her because it would mean Corey was not in line with what the media had portrayed.

BIANCA, DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU BELIEVE THAT A FIVE MINUTE SPOT ON A CURRENT AFFAIRS PROGRAM WHICH CLEARLY SET OUT FROM THE GET GO TO PAINT COREY AS AN IDIOTIC DRUNKARD YOUTH WITH NO RESPECT FOR AUTHORITY FIGURES AND WHO PERSONIFIED THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHICS' DEEPEST FEARS ABOUT TEENAGERS MAY NOT HAVE WHOLLY AND FAIRLY REPRESENTED COREY AS AN ACTUAL PERSON?

Surely she jests!

She told BB she was angry at him for bringing Corey into the House. "You've just set everything that I want to achieve back so far. You've just said the stereotype that everyone believes in [in regards to teenagers] is true."

"Bianca, Big Brother put you into the House as well," BB reminded her. "Why wouldn't kids go out and want to be like Bianca?"

Because she's a pretentious wanker?

"Because I'm in the minority," she retorted.

Oh. My bad.