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Islamic Extremists Target Beyonce
8:30PM Ephraim Gadsby | The Muslim Brotherhood In Egypt is a political organisation that once included Sayyid Qutb, the man who inspired Al-Qaeda. It was founded to promote Islamic law, oppress women, etc. And now it wants to keep Beyonce out of Egypt! More »
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Sex Will Be Sarah Jessica Parker’s Demise
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Being a movie star—or motherhood—makes Sarah Jessica Parker look sleepy. TLC learns its Gosselin lesson. Quentin Tarantino loves sequels. And Katy Perry teaches us the power of tit-pics. TGIF, you attractive devils! It’s your gossip roundup! More »
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Taylor Momsen Tops Lindsay Lohan
7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Lindsay Lohan tried to pull rank on Taylor Momsen—and failed. Megan Fox successfully summed herself up. And Princess Margaret burned Princess Diana. Oh, yeah! It’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Was The Kanye West Taylor Swift Moment Staged? The Great Debate
7:23AM Brian Moylan | When Guest of a Guest speculated that last night’s Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident at the VMAs was scripted it sent a shockwave through Defamer HQ. Brian Moylan thinks it’s fake and Richard Rushfield thinks it’s real. Punches are being thrown! More »
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Contrition
7:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Kanye West is “SOOOOO” sorry he ruined Taylor Swift’s big night. Yeah, right.
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Kanye West, You’re A Dick.
1:11PM Andrew Belonsky | Today’s VMA awards were messy. The transitions were sloppy. The performances were so-so. And the emotional outbursts were, well, tacky. Our evidence: Kanye West upstaging Taylor Swift’s big win. More »
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On Top!
4:32PM Andrew Belonsky | Billboard has named Beyoncé its woman of the year. Sasha Fierce missed out.
Flotsam & Jetsam
Today, A Dick Joke Involving Tom Cruise Becomes Even Funnier
12:40AM Foster Kamer | Michael Jackson’s doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law’s new baby’s name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher’s fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Michael Jackson Used Diddy So He Could Dance With Beyonce
4:34PM the cajun boy | Diddy or Sean Combs or whatever was one of Letterman’s guests last night and he shared an interesting story about a time when Michael Jackson showed up unannounced at one of his famed “White Parties.” More »
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1:46PM Jess McGuire | I decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow… and around the same time, I also decided Pink is currently the best pop star in the world. Then I heard Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) and I was like, hang on a second! Maybe Beyonce is as good as Pink? But then I found out today Beyonce has put back her Australian tour and cancelled some shows. Given that Pink is midway through an eight thousand date tour of our fine country, it’s clear that Beyonce does not deserve our love. More »
Beyonce Thinks She’s Too Bootylicious For Australia
1:46PM Jess McGuire | I decided long ago never to walk in anyone’s shadow… and around the same time, I also decided Pink is currently the best pop star in the world. Then I heard Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) and I was like, hang on a second! Maybe Beyonce is as good as Pink? But then I found out today Beyonce has put back her Australian tour and cancelled some shows. Given that Pink is midway through an eight thousand date tour of our fine country, it’s clear that Beyonce does not deserve our love. More » 
