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Another Visit From Marley’s Ghost

2:17AM Seth | The Holidays™ are over. We hope yours ended on a lighter note than ours did—curling up with a 60 Minutes story about a seven-year-old girl decapitated in the back of a limo by a drunk driver. More »

Your Favourite Stars Join Holiday Box-Office Fight to the Death

12:45AM STV | Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or mortifying at the movies. This week: Hollywood gets stuck in your chimney delivering Benjamin Button and four other holiday blockbuster hopefuls. More »

Adam Sandler Presents: A Kid’s Guide to Understanding the Holidays

2:01AM STV | It’s not always easy for young children of different faiths to distinguish the singular pleasures of Christmas from those of Chanukah. Now, thanks to Adam Sandler, the distinction is clearer than ever. More »

6:10AM Kyle Buchanan | Keri Russell Graduates: It’s a good thing Felicity got out of the dorms before the advent of Facebook, because she would be so busted for posting these scandalous, wannabe Terry Richardson pictures (from the new issue of Details). Ben may approve, but Noel is very disappointed. More NSFW pics after the jump: More »