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Racism Sells!

5:00PM Andrew Belonsky | People have their panties in a twist because an Indian cosmetic company is selling their skin lightening cream by telling dark-skinned men they’re ugly and will never get laid. Um, isn’t the fact that this cream exists problem enough? [CNN]
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Is Men’s Body Wash Actually Way Gay?

2:22AM Hamilton Nolan | Are you one of the millions of men who have been suckered into purchasing “body wash” with the tacit assurance that said product will get you mad ladies and does not make you totally gay? You’ve been had. More »
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The World’s Least Exciting Sperm Facial

4:48AM Hamilton Nolan | Male “journalist,” of a sort, gets a sperm facial, at a beauty salon, for the sake of wackiness. Jokes are sometimes redundant. [via Buzzfeed]
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Also Be Sure To Have The Face Of A Model

1:39AM Hamilton Nolan | Padma Lakshmi’s fitness secrets revealed: Be a freakish genetic outlier.
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Fact: Thinking Kills You, By Tanning

5:05AM Hamilton Nolan | Science is a “thinking man’s game.” And excessive tanning is a dumb man’s game. But now science itself has proven that thinking too much will kill youby tanning. Uhh, Jersey wins! More »