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12:47PM Jess McGuire | Time to check in with The Bass on Facebook, I reckon! When we last checked in on Nat for BassBook Watch, Natalie Bassingthwaighte is in Los Angeles and attending kinky furry parties. Or something. So what’s she up to now? She’s written a brand spanking new Facebook note to let us know! More »
BassBook Watch: Natalie Is Partying With Australian Soap Stars!
12:47PM Jess McGuire | Time to check in with The Bass on Facebook, I reckon! When we last checked in on Nat for BassBook Watch, Natalie Bassingthwaighte is in Los Angeles and attending kinky furry parties. Or something. So what’s she up to now? She’s written a brand spanking new Facebook note to let us know! More » 
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2:29PM Jess McGuire | I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that Natalie Bassingthwaighte is expressing extreme glee over the release of her new single 1000 Stars on Facebook. It would be rather odd to see her penning a note saying “God, the next single is complete shit. I am so depressed. Also, please stop poking me. NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS” because frankly, such an idiotic act would be a PR nightmare.
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BassBook Watch: Natalie Is Excited About Her New Single!
2:29PM Jess McGuire | I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that Natalie Bassingthwaighte is expressing extreme glee over the release of her new single 1000 Stars on Facebook. It would be rather odd to see her penning a note saying “God, the next single is complete shit. I am so depressed. Also, please stop poking me. NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS” because frankly, such an idiotic act would be a PR nightmare.
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8:38AM Jess McGuire | Well, folks – turns out that continual sooking and the creation of idiotic Facebook groups can pressure a celebrity into finally acknowledging your existence! That’s right, it’s happened… The Bass has met my demands and used a social networking site to personally “touch base”.
Watch video of Natalie’s hello after the jump!
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BassBook Watch: Natalie Bassingthwaighte Finally Delivers The Facebook Goods
8:38AM Jess McGuire | Well, folks – turns out that continual sooking and the creation of idiotic Facebook groups can pressure a celebrity into finally acknowledging your existence! That’s right, it’s happened… The Bass has met my demands and used a social networking site to personally “touch base”.
Watch video of Natalie’s hello after the jump!
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11:42AM Jess McGuire | You know what? I don’t care what Natalie Bassingthwaighte was on when she was chatting to Rove last night, I just know that I wants to get me some of that! I honestly think she’s my favourite person on television right now, because the intoxicating mix of fear and fury in her eyes combined with a thousand watt grin is just about the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen on the small screen.
Add to that the fact she drops in quotes like “How many hoo-haas can you see?” when describing the quest to count accidental mid-routine vadge flashes on So You Think You Can Dance? and I am almost – almost – ready to let go of the whole Facebook snub thing.
DID YOU KNOW! That Natalie Bassingthwaighte is so goddamn popular on Facebook, she’s had to create a second account under the name Nat Bassingthwaighte? It’s true! That’s why she became friends with herself! I like to think her incredible Facebook popularity is due to Defamer Australia’s obsessive and constant coverage of her every move on BassBook, and I do hope that one day she rewards me appropriately. I will accept a Facebook personalised wall comment, or an interview.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS, THE BASS. More »
How Many Hoo-Haas Can You See?
11:42AM Jess McGuire | You know what? I don’t care what Natalie Bassingthwaighte was on when she was chatting to Rove last night, I just know that I wants to get me some of that! I honestly think she’s my favourite person on television right now, because the intoxicating mix of fear and fury in her eyes combined with a thousand watt grin is just about the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen on the small screen.
Add to that the fact she drops in quotes like “How many hoo-haas can you see?” when describing the quest to count accidental mid-routine vadge flashes on So You Think You Can Dance? and I am almost – almost – ready to let go of the whole Facebook snub thing.
DID YOU KNOW! That Natalie Bassingthwaighte is so goddamn popular on Facebook, she’s had to create a second account under the name Nat Bassingthwaighte? It’s true! That’s why she became friends with herself! I like to think her incredible Facebook popularity is due to Defamer Australia’s obsessive and constant coverage of her every move on BassBook, and I do hope that one day she rewards me appropriately. I will accept a Facebook personalised wall comment, or an interview.
THE CHOICE IS YOURS, THE BASS. More »
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1:53PM Jess McGuire | The latest from the fascinating world of Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s Facebook account…
No, she hasn’t written on my wall yet – and if she thinks I’m going to review her new album whilst she’s giving me the online cold shoulder, she can think again! – but she has confused her beloved fans with a recent friendship.
Oh, Becky Joan… is anyone the real “them” in the virtual world? More »
BassBook Watch: Natalie Bassingthwaighte Confuses Fans By Becoming Friends With Herself
1:53PM Jess McGuire | The latest from the fascinating world of Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s Facebook account…
No, she hasn’t written on my wall yet – and if she thinks I’m going to review her new album whilst she’s giving me the online cold shoulder, she can think again! – but she has confused her beloved fans with a recent friendship.
Oh, Becky Joan… is anyone the real “them” in the virtual world? More »
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4:46PM Jess McGuire | You know what, Natalie? I would have loved to have gone to your FANS ONLY show (and rescued you from the Sony-BMG types who currently have you held hostage).
But why didn’t you invite me to your Melbourne show last night, rather than this evening’s Sydney gig?! I don’t LIVE in Sydney!
You know what? I don’t think this is an olive branch at all. I think Natalie Bassingthwaighte is taking the piss out of me on Facebook. She’s taunting me with last minute invites to events she knows I cannot attend.
Low blow, The Bass.
PS: I still think you should cover Cool Rider though. More »
BassBook Watch: Natalie Bassingthwaighte Reaches Out
4:46PM Jess McGuire | You know what, Natalie? I would have loved to have gone to your FANS ONLY show (and rescued you from the Sony-BMG types who currently have you held hostage).
But why didn’t you invite me to your Melbourne show last night, rather than this evening’s Sydney gig?! I don’t LIVE in Sydney!
You know what? I don’t think this is an olive branch at all. I think Natalie Bassingthwaighte is taking the piss out of me on Facebook. She’s taunting me with last minute invites to events she knows I cannot attend.
Low blow, The Bass.
PS: I still think you should cover Cool Rider though. More »
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1:40PM Jess McGuire | Oh man, I absolutely LOL’d when this turned up in my Facebook stalker feed just then!
HAHAHAHAHA YOU PUNNED THAT SO HARD, THE BASS!
I’m not sure most of her Facebook friends truly got the genius of it though. Except for Michael, who returned her wit with a sweet “volley”.
She’s yet to make contact with me, but I’m sure it’ll be any day now…
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BassBook Watch: Natalie Bassingthwaighte’s Puntastic Status Update!
1:40PM Jess McGuire | Oh man, I absolutely LOL’d when this turned up in my Facebook stalker feed just then!
HAHAHAHAHA YOU PUNNED THAT SO HARD, THE BASS!
I’m not sure most of her Facebook friends truly got the genius of it though. Except for Michael, who returned her wit with a sweet “volley”.
She’s yet to make contact with me, but I’m sure it’ll be any day now…
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