barbara walters
Flotsam & Jetsam
Faux Charity Fashion’s Night Out Only Raised Imaginary Moneyplots
3:21AM Brian Moylan | Girl, we’re still in recovery from Fashion’s Night Out. Too bad the charitable arm of Anna Wintour’s Make-People-Like-Me Tour 2009 didn’t translate into cash for retailers. But nobody cares because the party was that fierce. More »
Small Screen
Barbara Walters: Lesbian
3:37AM Richard Lawson | On The View today the crones were talking to out gay person David Hyde Pierce, and he mentioned that he never gets to do love scenes. Generously, Whoopi said she’d do one with ol’ Niles. Then, perhaps finally sensing her opportunity, ringleader Barbara Walters made a pass at Ms. Goldberg. More »
Barbara Walters Asks Your Burning Oscar Night Questions
1:35PM Defamer Hollywood | While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, the US’ ABC was airing Barbara Walters’ investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay? More »
Barbara Walters Wonders When NY Post Will Be Racist Toward White Monkeys
4:50AM Kyle Buchanan | Whatever intern is tasked with explaining current events to Barbara Walters failed miserably today, as she misunderstood the growing controversy about a perceived-to-be-racist Post cartoon in the most hilarious way possible. More »
Classy, Demure Ladies Of ‘The View’ Basically Call Barbara Walters A Whore
5:47AM Kyle Buchanan | After months of enduring Barbara Walters’s insidious campaign of passive-aggression, the hosts of The View (led by Sherri Shepherd) finally had their revenge today by implying she was a veritable painted harlot. More »
‘No One Should Have Pre-Marital Sex But Me,’ Claims Bravo’s ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’
3:05AM Kyle Buchanan | Only in our nightmares does Barbara Walters shriek, “Do you have sex?” in a repeated, accusatory tone—and yet, when it happened on The View today, it was strangely satisfying. More »
Bai Ling Slipping Behind Chihuahua, Hasselbeck In Mickey Rourke Oscar-Date Sweeps
5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Has our dream of a Mickey Rourke/Bai Ling Oscar coupling been deferred? Today, Rourke expressed his wishes to bring dog Loki as his awards date—though in a pinch, he’d settle for a certain View cohost. More »
Noted Race Expert Barbara Walters Explains Black Families To a Peeved Sherri Shepherd
4:04AM Kyle Buchanan | This is how ingrained Barbara Walters’s reign of passive-aggression has become on The View: her tone-deaf (but well-meaning) attempt to draw a comparison between the Obamas and the Cosbys finally provokes Sherri Shepherd to snap. More »
Bush Commits Final Presidential Mistake: Handing Oval Office to Elisabeth Hasselbeck
5:55AM Kyle Buchanan | Over the weekend, George W. Bush demonstrated perhaps his most terrifying lapse in judgement in an administration full of such moments: he let Elisabeth Hasselbeck into the Oval Office. More »
