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Saturday, March 29, 2008

ABC Turns To Bruised Testicles And Massive Head Trauma For Laughs

3:55AM Seth | It seems Mike Judge’s dark, dystopic vision of a functionally brain-dead society, who require nothing more than watching grown men getting thwacked in the nuts to be entertained, wasn’t quite so far off into our distant, idiocratic future as we might have hoped: Variety is reporting that ABC has ordered a new reality competition from the producer of Fear Factor, called Ow! My Balls! Wipe Out. More »
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Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Simon Cowell’s Genital Odor Secrets Revealed By Loose-Lipped, Probably Fake Domestic

8:09AM Defamer Hollywood | It’s not often that we run tips from maids, but something about this e-mail from a woman who purports to be a cleaning lady temporarily employed at the manse of American Idol’s muscle-shirted dream-douser Simon Cowell instantly caught our attention: More »
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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Short Ends: Corpse Bronzing Is So Hot Right Now

3:24AM Defamer Hollywood | · Add “corpses” to the list of fun things the Sunset Tan people will bronze, right below “grade-school girls with crazy mums”. (And in an amusing side note, our tipster found this clip while searching YouTube for clips of “hot blondes” doing stuff.) · Mayor Villaraigosa is separating from his wife. Our knee-jerk reaction to this news is the blame this photo of him posing with Paris Hilton. ·A South Park promo puts an unnamed network’s “balls policy” to the test. ·Brad Whitford has made peace with Studio 60’s demise. We just hope that Tom Jeter’s brother gets out of Iraq alive. More »
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