7:10AM Seth | Whatever investment we still had in
Project Runway—the once-great, now-irritating sartorial decathlon presided over with an iron fist by Teutonic Sealfucker Heidi Klum—it was quickly sapped away by last (
Lipstick Jungle!) week’s corporate synergistic (
Lipstick Jungle!) episode guest-judged by Brooke (
Lipstick!) Shields (
Jungle!). Still, challenges are at hand, models require fittings, and various Its are in need of being made to Work; so we trudge ever onward, swallowing our basest designophobic tendencies as we endure a violently unlikable bunch.
