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Which Date Should Mickey Rourke Bring To The Oscars?

3:35AM Kyle Buchanan | There’s a lot of drama surrounding the Oscar race for Best Actor, but it’s not about whether Sean Penn will triumph over Mickey Rourke—it’s which lovable trainwreck Rourke should bring as his date.

Bai Ling Slipping Behind Chihuahua, Hasselbeck In Mickey Rourke Oscar-Date Sweeps

5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | Has our dream of a Mickey Rourke/Bai Ling Oscar coupling been deferred? Today, Rourke expressed his wishes to bring dog Loki as his awards date—though in a pinch, he’d settle for a certain View cohost. More »

Mickey Rourke And Bai Ling: A Celebrity Couple To Root For

4:35AM Kyle Buchanan | Finally, Mickey Rourke has met his romantic match: Bai Ling, an actress/red carpet fixture/visionary who has the ability to look at two lanyards of approximate nipple-width, then use them as a blouse.

Bai Ling Promptly Sent Out ‘Valentine Love Smile’ To World After Shoplifting

5:03AM Defamer Hollywood | Sure, Bai Ling’s arrest at LAX on Wednesday was sad in a Hedy Lamarr kind of way, but you know what’s sadder? Suffering through her explanatory blog post the next day. Apparently camped out in Albequerque, we’d like to issue a warrant for another arrest based on the Celebrities Writing Bad Poetry statute. Witness: “my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes.” Oh, but there’s more! More »

Bai Ling’s Beautiful, Famewhoring Spirit Snuffed By Airport Shoplifting Arrest

10:43AM Seth | We can’t say we know much about Bai Ling, save that she’s ubiquitous (watch her ghostly apparition suddenly appear and start signing autographs next to Larry King in this paparazzi video), gave some of the most brain-meltingly awful (in the good way) musical performances in TV history on But Can They Sing?, could safely be classified as “fashion forward,” and generally enjoys being the center of attention. In fact, now that we really think about it, she’s done nothing but bring us joy, however obliquely. So we’ll refrain from passing judgment on her arrest yesterday for swiping two magazines and a pack of batteries at an LAX magazine stand, or snickering at her mugshot, in which she just looks kind of sad. We’re sure that after the proper shopliftinghab treatment, Ling will back to her old self in no time, full of vitality and grabbing Santa by the balls. More »