azaria

More Azaria: “A Total Wanker Back Then And Hasn’t Changed An Iota”

1:30PM Jess McGuire | After our our earlier open letter to Jess Veronicas, we received a message from a very good source who knows Azaria. They had this to say about The Follow’s THEART’s frontman. I knew both Azaria and “KJ” back when they were just Brisbane teenagers. Azaria was a total wanker back then and hasn’t changed an iota now. Every time I see his face I want to bash him. Harsh! But since Azaria made me feel a bit cockpunchy too, I can’t judge my anonymous source. They continue… More »

An Open Letter To Jess From The Veronicas

12:16PM Jess McGuire | Dear Jess from out of The Veronicas, According to the pulling-no-punches Daily Telegraph, you’re “not such a lesbian” anymore and you’re back together with your wang-owning ex Azaria, the formerly missing frontman of pissweak band The FolloW. You’ve been photographed canoodling with this fellow around Las Vegas and hanging out at Perez Hilton hosted parties, and I have to say… Are you sure you aren’t interested in MTV VJ Ruby Rose? Really? Because she always seemed kinda cool, and Azaria is an absolutely massive tool. I think you should reconsider. This one article provides me with at least (DIDO FANS ALERT: BRACE YOURSELVES) seven hundred examples as to why Azaria is a cock jockey. More »

Easy There, News.com.au, He Just LOOKS Like A Girl

4:58PM Clem Bastow | As you will have read this morning, Azaria and his bandmate KJ from Sydney kids The Follow have gone missing in the US where they are currently playing dates. As you will have also read, Azaria is The Veronicas’ Jess Origliasso’s ex-boyfriend. Both have dyed black hair and are fans of make-up and pretty clothes. Still, news.com.au, they’re not that easy to confuse: More »

Two Members Of Aussie Rock Band ‘The Follow’ Have Gone Missing In The States!

8:09AM Jess McGuire | This is certainly worrying if true. Sydney band The FolloW, recently in the news because their front man Azaria (yes, front man, Daily Telegraph!) used to date Jess from The Veronicas before she decided she preferred the company of MTV’s Ruby Rose, have announced on their MySpace page that they’ve filed a missing persons report and contacted the Australian Consulate because members KJ and Azaria have gone missing. On August 26th, the band’s manager Gabe Deluc posted the following on the site. WE’VE BEEN INFORMED THAT AZARIA AND KJ HAVE BEEN MISSING SINCE FRIDAY AUGUST 22ND. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ON THEIR WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CONTACT US. KJ AND AZARIA WERE LAST SEEN IN NORTH HOLLYWOOD AT THE CORNER OF BURBANK & VINELAND. CONCERNED FRIENDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS SHOULD CONTACT JaK COLEMAN FOR MORE INFORMATION. Later that day, there was another update: More »

Sunday Tele’s Lesbian Revelation Is Somewhat… Male And Straight

8:56AM Clem Bastow | The Jess Origliasso “porn” photo storm continues burbling away and has done over the weekend, including this rather vague piece from the Sunday Telegraph, which seems to be implying that Jess and MTV VJ Ruby Rose are now in a relationship. We can tell that’s what they’re getting at because they mention Rose’s having broken up with her Melbourne girlfriend, and Jess’ most recent relationship having come to an end. They seem rather pleased to reveal – unless it’s a typo, which they’d better hope it is – that Jess was dating a lady, too: And The Veronicas’ Jess Origliasso, 23, has been dating Azaria from the band The Follow, although she is thought to have broken up with her just weeks ago. “Broken up with her“? Did they actually look at any pictures of The Follow or Azaria himself? Memo to the Sunday Tele: Jess may or may not be in a relationship with a woman now, but her ex was a man. Just sayin’ is all. More »