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Looks Like Cleo Readers Are Quite Into The “Sexually Ambiguous” Axle Whitehead!

7:21AM Jess McGuire | Congratulations to Axle Whitehead who has landed himself the highly coveted title Cleo’s Bachelor Of The Year. More »
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Wait, Are They Saying Axle Whitehead Is ‘A Gay’?

10:44AM Jess McGuire | Not only are the Daily Telegraph giggling through their fingers over the fact an out lesbian (oh, Ruby Rose! It’s been an awfully long time since I’ve been able to type your gorgeous Veronicas-sexuality-confusing name on here!) was chosen to announce the short list for the highly prestigious Cleo Bachelor Of The Year competition, but they’re practically giddy due to one of the gentlemen included in the aforementioned collection of names refusing to declare his distaste for smoking pole. More »

Did You Know That It’s Axle Whitehead’s Birthday Today?

2:21PM Jess McGuire | Well, it is. So to make up for the fact that whenever anyone searches his name, the third thing that shows up on Google is our “article” entitled Axle Whitehead: I’ve No Regrets About Flashing My Cock At The ARIAs, And I’d Do It Again!”, I propose we take a moment to appreciate the fact that this young fellow has managed to forge out a pretty decent pop career in Australia despite not even making the Top Twelve finalists in the first series of Australian Idol and getting his knob out at a televised music industry function and getting unceremoniously fired from his telly job for said incident. And you know what? His first single “I Don’t Do Surprises” really was a pleasant pop surprise. The one from City Of Angels? That was rubbish! Anyway, after the jump – a few choice Axle related videos. Sadly, there are none featuring his doodle. More »

Aria Experienced: Weekly Singles Round-Up

10:08AM Clem Bastow | Last week some fellow called Flo Rida was making his mother proud at the #1 spot, Axle Whitehead showed the people his knob tunes, and Brian “Potato” McFadden was beginning to bother the pointy end of the singles charts. Who will reign supreme over the children with disposable income this week? Read on to find out in Defamer Australia’s weekly singles charts round-up! More »

Aria Experienced: Weekly Singles Round-Up

9:51AM Clem Bastow | Because we’re nothing if not connected and hip to the modern idiom here at Defamer Australia, from now on each week we plan to bring you the latest moves and shakes from the pointy end of the ARIA Singles Chart, so you can, dunno, talk about it on your lunchbreak, or decide what to spend your hard-earned pocket money on to help up the charts. So here you are, the ARIA Singles Chart’s official Top Fifteen for the week beginning 31st March, 2008! More »

Axle Whitehead: I’ve No Regrets About Flashing My Cock At The ARIAs, And I’d Do It Again!

9:22AM Jess McGuire | Axle Whitehead, scat-happy former Idol contestant, disgraced Video Hits presenter, and a man currently flirting with musical success thanks to his surprisingly likable Coldplay-lite ballad “I Don’t Do Surprises” has announced he has no regrets about infamously displaying his manhood at the ARIA Awards a few years ago, and damn it – he’d pull it out once more if he was lucky enough to win something in 2008! “If I get nominated this year for an ARIA, which would be fantastic, I might have to take it all off,” he laughed. Whitehead has no regrets about the incident, which led to him being sacked from his presenting job. “It was all fun and games,” Whitehead said. “I just thought, ‘why not lighten the mood and get my tackle out,’ but I ended up getting fired for it. But I have absolutely no regrets – I think more people should do it.” So do we, Axle. So do we. Andrew G, James Mathison – we’re looking at you. More »