avoidable trauma

Schoolyard Chants Of ‘Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor’ Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming

3:25AM Seth | ]As if second-generation Hollywood underdog Rumer Willis doesn’t have enough to contend with living in the long shadows of her dazzlingly successful biological parents and a stepfather three years her junior, there’s also those little life-obstacles thrown at her that could have just as easily been avoided. To wit: her name, one of the earliest and most egregious examples of the eccentric-celebrity-baby-naming trend that gripped the industry in the ’90s and has yet to show any signs of letting up. We point as evidence towards such recent additions to the Weird Celebrity Baby-Name Registry as Sunday Kidman-Urban, Honour Alba-Warren, Birdie Phillipps (daughter of Freaks and Geeks star Busy), and the unabashedly onomatopoeic Phlbbbbbbfffft Simpson, the not-yet-born offspring of mother Ashlee. From Page Six: More »