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Cheyenne Tozzi Possibly Stupider Than We Originally Suspected

12:30PM Jess McGuire | Although we don’t know the woman from a bar of soap (what does she actually do these days, other than greasy oil heirs?), we’ve never thought of Cheyenne Tozzi as one of the brightest minds this country has produced, although a Wikipedia search informs us she and sister Tahyna Tozzi – as well as sharing parents who are apparently rather keen on giving their daughters monikers created by grabbing random letters from a bag of Scrabble pieces and putting them together as best they could – are Australian National Karate champs. Whatever. Cheyenne lets Brandon Davis place himself inside of her, and surely we can all agree that’s not the sign of an incredibly switched on woman? Now we hear the following snippet from Crown Towers. Cheyenne Tozzi and her playboy beau Brandon Davis have hit more bad luck, after arriving in Melbourne for the Millions Main Event tournament at Crown Casino. … Heading to the exclusive Mahogany Room instead, the cards didn’t fall much better for Davis or his gal pal, who won few friends among the hotel staff when the couple checked in. Sources tell Confidential the couple came with a list of demands at the neighbouring Crown Towers. Lobby spies say Tozzi was seen on Friday night ordering a Crown concierge to find her a charger for her mobile phone. But when she was told one was not available she demanded a digital camera instead. Poor Cheyenne… so dim, she thinks she can make phone calls from a digital camera. You can just see her putting her Canon camera to her ear and shouting “Hello? Hello? I can’t hear you at all, we must have a bad line!” as hotel staff roll their eyes and wish for a quick death. More »

Pamela Anderson Brings Her Dysfunctional Marriage Down Under

9:47AM Jess McGuire | Pam Anderson and husband Rick Salomon are due on our sunny shores any moment now, with the pair apparently deciding the couple that gambles together stays together. (”Not so!” – Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez). Actually, it would seem gambling is what ignited their love in the first place! From news.com.au – The on-again-off-again couple’s people contacted Crown this week requesting a berth in the Aussie Millions Poker Championship be reserved for card shark Salomon. Salomon is said to be a definite starter in the tournament, with an appearance fee being negotiated yesterday to bring Anderson out. … The tournament’s main event starts on Monday, with many local and overseas stars including Michael Vartan, Jennifer Tilly, Shannon Elizabeth, Shane Warne, Mark Philippoussis and Joe Hachem forking out $10,000 for a shot at the $10 million prize pool. Anderson said last year that she and Salomon – the ex-hubby of actor Shannen Doherty and Paris Hilton’s sex tape co-star – took their 17-year friendship to the next level during a poker game. “I left the table and my driver played in my place,” she said. Anderson said she returned to find herself more than $280,000 “in the hole to Rick”. (bites tongue) “Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears,” Anderson said. The couple wed in the casino capital in October. We look forward to hearing/making up delicious gossip regarding card shark celebs from Monday onwards. We dare say the odds of Shane Warne having a crack at Pammy are rather good. More »