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Olivia Munn Does Filthy Things With Raw Seafood
9:02AM Seth | Defamer’s enduring fascination with Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn, and her ongoing explorations of the strange worlds lying towards the far reaches of her personal shame-threshold, continues: In her latest escapade, Munn communes suggestively with a variety of aquatic wildlife. Surely you require no more explanation that that, but we’ll offer some anyway: Says the AotS website: “Olivia does a screen test for a remake of Russ Meyer’s erotic 60s classic ‘Vixen’ by performing a sexy dance with aquatic animals.” We urge everyone but animal rights activists to now click through to watch Munn’s erotically charged tango with a splayed salmon, then compare it to the Vixen original. Both made us inexplicably giddy—though not quite as giddy as if Mark Wahlberg had then wandered into the frame, and said, “Hey, squid. I like all those arms you got, that looks really great. So you’re a squid, right? What’s that all about? OK, well it was great to meet you. Say hi to your mother for me, OK?” More »
It’s Time: Kill the TCA Press Tour
9:00AM Defamer Hollywood | As far as circles of hell go, we’ve already established you can’t really do much worse than the Television Critics Association semi-annual press tours — the gaseous summer version of which is feeding the palms in Beverly Hills as we speak. But it’s not just the bloggers and bitter ideologues who have ruined the bed-in between networks, stars and the writers who love them (until the expense account runs out, anyway); we’re learning more today about why the TCA tour may have bottomed out earlier than predicted, featuring an opening cavalcade of virtually uncoverable has-beens and hypocrites who don’t bode well for the future of, well, anything. From the WaPo:
Somebody, Anybody, Everybody Scream!
11:08AM Mark Graham | First there was Ninja Warrior. Then came Unbeatable Banzuke. Now, we are holding our collective breath in hopes that the G4 Network brings Screaming Japanese Man to these fine shores. Until then, this will have to do. [YouTube] Hey you guys, do you like popular culture? How about the internet? If you answered “Yes” to both of these questions, we’d like to wholeheartedly recommend that you pay Videogum a visit. Co-written by longtime friends of Defamer Gabe Delahaye and Lindsay “Lindsayism” Robertson, we think it will make for a nice addition to your daily routine. Give it a whirl, wontcha? [Videogum] For those of you who enjoy both chocolate products and cannibalism equally (and frankly, who doesn’t?), we’re fairly certain you’re gonna get a kick out of this: Newborns made of chocolate! [Pravda] We like Tay Zonday and “Chocolate Rain” quite plenty, but we would never get him tattoed on our arms. Nope, his face deserves Tramp Stamp placement all the way. [Blogger] And lastly, while we’re not generally the type to toot our own horn, it’s worth noting that the impossibly shiny-haired Olivia Munn gave us a shout-out on Attack Of The Show last night. The video clip appears, as things often do here, after the jump. More »
Olivia Munn Wonders Why Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Hang Low
11:50AM Mark Graham | Our fondness for Attack Of The Show’s impossibly shiny haired Olivia Munn has been well-documented on these here pages. Aside from our fanboyish appreciation of her considerable physical charms, the thing that we feel separates Munn from the other pretty faces that grace the telly is her fearlessly honest assessments of some of the, shall we say, floozier members of the Young Hollywood set. Take her comments on Lindsay Lohan’s boob-baring photoshoot, for example. What other female television color commentator would dare label LiLo as looking “haggard” and then follow that crack by putting her low-hanging boobs on blast? We can answer that for you: none. Olivia Munn, we salute you and your impossibly shiny hair. Stay gold. WATCH VIDEO More »
