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For $US4.2 Million, You Can Sleep In Russell Brand’s Bedroom

9:00PM Azaria Jagger | Russell Brand’s house is for sale (so he can move in with Katy Perry?), Pam Anderson pulls a Blanche DuBois, and Robert Pattinson has poor hygiene. Welcome to tonight’s gossip roundup. More »
People

Beau, Bow, Botox

1:38AM Brian Moylan | [Demi Moore puts Ashton Kutcher on purse duty while while arriving at the GQ Gentlemen's Ball at the Edison Ballroom in New York last night. Image via INF]
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Pam Anderson Makes Child Labour Fashionable

8:40PM Andrew Belonsky | Child labour activists are aiming for Pam Anderson. Rush Limbaugh, shockingly, loves racist clubs. Jon Gosselin no doubt hates giving up $US180,000. And Ashton Kutcher was mean to January Jones. It’s your Wednesday gossip roundup! More »
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Elizabeth Taylor Tweets Heart Surgery Plans

7:04AM Brian Moylan | Today, Elizabeth Taylor twittered that she was entering the hospital for some experimental heart surgery. That one of the last bastion of old Hollywood superstardom made the announcement on Twitter makes us face some harsh realities. More »
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Demi Moore’s New, International Twitter War

8:30PM Andrew Belonsky | Demi Moore won’t respond to the British Prime Minister’s wife. Victoria Beckham won’t respond to questions about her tits. And Hugh Hefner doesn’t respond well to his wife’s infidelity. Oh, yes, it’s your Thursday Gossip Roundup! More »
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Demi Moore And Rumer Willis Cavort With Male Strippers In Vegas

9:29PM the cajun boy | Demi and Rumer enjoy some male stripper action, Jessica Simpson angles for an American Idol gig, the fate of Michael Jackson’s corpse remains a creepy mystery, Lady Gaga abuses men, Britney sports a new bikini, and Hugh Grant contemplates retirement. More »
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Today, A Dick Joke Involving Tom Cruise Becomes Even Funnier

12:40AM Foster Kamer | Michael Jackson’s doctor is still just as sketchy as before. Tom Cruise will raise your kids for you. Jude Law’s new baby’s name, rappers, witches, Heroes, Gossip Girls, and Ashton Kutcher’s fake life. Presenting an epic Saturday Gossip Roundup: More »
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Colonel Kate Major’s War For Jon Gosselin’s Soul

11:45PM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s pissed Kate Major’s lying about them being together. Another parent peddles her kids for money when really, she should be a Spider Man villain. Lindsay Lohan gives me Gwyneth’s GOOPy runs. Happy Saturday Evening, let’s do this shit: More »
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Is Britney Spears Cheating On Her New Boyfriend/Agent?

9:10PM the cajun boy | Britney Spears spent two days in Atlanta with some mystery dude, Michael Jackson’s doctor is being investigated for murder, Brad Pitt puts Ashton Kutcher in his place, Renee Zellweger prepares to get fat again, and Madonna’s tour suffers a tragedy. More »
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Ashton Kutcher: Live And Fabulous

7:06AM Richard Lawson | Going to the theatre can often be a culturally enlightening experience. But it does cost a lot of money. So when you do go, you want to make sure it’s something good, right? Like something starring Ashton Kutcher! More »