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Those Highly-Anticipated Miley Cyrus ‘First Kiss’ Photos Worth $150K? Yeah, We Got ‘Em Already

10:15AM Molly Friedman | At this point, seeing photos of 15-year old Miley Cyrus posing topless or seductively baring her taut tummy for rumoured paramour Nick Jonas is the very definition of old news. But when it comes to the tween millionaire appearing in photos actually kissing a boy (or, gasp, a girl!) in public, these photos would likely tighten a few paparazzo’s trousers. As the LA Times reports today, pictures of Miley’s “first kiss” could potentially earn one lucky photographer anywhere between $30k to $150k. And we are officially confused. Why? Well, we happen to have more than a few pictures of Miley making out with all kinds of suitors, starting back when she was 14. So where’s our cash? After the jump, see how the magic of Google can instantly debunk all the heated speculation on when Miley will have her first kiss, and when, oh when, will we get to see them. The time is now, Defamer readers:

6:12AM Defamer Hollywood | In People’s DEVIATED SEPTUM CORRECTION EXCLUSIVE! with High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale (not the naked one, the other one), the actress offers the magazine the go-to excuse for why she just had her nose reshaped, a surgery that should bring the offending organ more in line with Disney’s exacting proboscis standards. “I’m not feeling great today. It’s uncomfortable and I hope this is the only time I ever have to go through something like this,” said the appealingly naive Tisdale, who likely will be spending considerable time on the therapist’s couch when a casting director lowers his eyes to her chest and remarks, “Not bad. But I’d like your chances better if you went you went a little bigger? One of the Cheetah Girls was in here this afternoon and said she’d do whatever it takes. A real go-getter, that one.” [People] More »