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Ashlee Simpson Is Unemployed Again, Just Like You
9:16PM Azaria Jagger | Simpson-Wentz loses her role on Melrose. Madonna is building a school in Malawi. Lindsay Lohan coaxed a nightclub into lifting its ban on her presence. Come, experience the thrills of Friday’s gossip! More »
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Gossip Roundup: Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy
10:46PM the cajun boy | Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz’s ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumours swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More »
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The Terminator Can Self-Destruct, But It Cannot Destroy The View
3:53AM Defamer Hollywood | Everyone everywhere is mad about Terminator. Ashlee Simpson continues to plague us, as does The View. More film work for Tracy Morgan! And Julia Roberts too. More »
Ashlee Simpson Wonders How Anyone Can Find Her Sister Fat Now That Obama Is President
5:06AM Seth | The widely circulated images of confusing-exercise-video survivor Jessica Simpson at a Florida chili festival probably weren’t what the singer had in mind when she recently told a handler, “I wanna be big again!”Pete Wentz Loves Guzzling Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk
9:55AM Jess McGuire | And why wouldn’t he?
Actually, that headline is a bit of an exaggeration on my part. It’s just “Pete Wentz Tastes His Wife’s Breast Milk And Isn’t All That Into It” seemed so boring, you know? Anyway, Pete has apparently tested the nutritious product of Ashlee Simpson’s norgs. Isn’t that interesting?
Rocker Pete Wentz has tasted his wife Ashlee Simpson’s breast milk, describing it as “soury and weird”. The couple welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, last month (Nov08), and the Fall Out Boy star admits although he won’t be trying Simpson’s milk again, the tot can’t get enough.
Whoa, whoa – slow down, Pete. Do you mind repeating this crazy theory you have about breast milk and babies? More » 
The Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator
7:07AM Seth | Today brings the joyous news that late last night Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz became the proud parents of a baby boy named Bronx Mowgli Wentz—a brilliant choice, if for nothing else being so ridiculous as to be virtually mock-proof. Surely its crunchy-consonant jumble of New York boroughs and Jungle Book characters is worthy of some sort of celebration however, so we proudly present The Defamer Simpson-Wentz Baby Name Generator! As we have no coding skills, this is a very lo-fi generator that really makes you do all the work, but hey—it’s more fun getting your hands dirty in the stupid-celebrity-baby-name mush, isn’t it? No? OK. More »
Who Will Play Role Of Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend In Papa Joe’s Sequel To ‘Pimp My Daughter’?
9:20AM Molly Friedman | At this point in Jessica Simpson’s sad, sad career, it’s become clear that her only chance of making headlines is by sleeping with a new guy, getting dumped by that new guy, or whining over one of the many guys who’ve dumped and/or slept with her. As we learned this week, her most recent conquest — QB Tony Romo, who Jessica called “her future husband” in Glamour’s March issue before admitting that “this article could come out and Tony and I could be broken up” — rid himself of the Game Day Curse just as her ex-fling John Mayer was popping up all over the weeklies swapping spit with Jennifer Aniston and her fembot nips. Naturally, Jessica reacted by drinking herself silly and, we presume, making several late-night calls to her Dadager, Papa Joe, requesting her next romantic PR stunt stat. So the question is: which lucky bachelors will Joe pay off set her up with this time to guarantee continuous coverage of his darling daughter? Our suggestions, after the jump.
CAA, Ashlee Simpson Survive Brief Brush with Wikipedia Terrorist
5:45AM Defamer Hollywood | An eagle-eyed Defamer operative caught a wonderful if short-lived revision at CAA’s Wikipedia page this morning, when, for 30 precious minutes, the agency’s storied history of talent relations included colluding with Joe and Ashlee Simpson to rip off her song “My Model”: More »
Scarlett Johansson Shows Off New Engagement Ring, But How Does It Compare To Celebrity Rocks Of Yore?
6:40AM Molly Friedman | Sorry boys, It appears as if Scarlett Johansson really is taken. As we noted yesterday, 2006’s Sexiest Woman Alive got engaged to equally easy-on-the-eyes boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, and judging from ScarJo’s behaviour last night at the Costume Institute Gala, the soon-to-be-bride appears incapable of hiding her joy. All smiles as she walked the carpet, Johansson even did the paparazzi a favour by flashing her new rock, and her choice to wear an off-white demure dress helped us paint some mental images of her upcoming walk down the aisle. But how does her ring compare to infamous engagement rings of the past (J. Lo’s sad pink diamond monster mid-Bennifer trainwreck) and rings recently sported by newly engaged stars like Mariah Carey and Ashlee Simpson? We compare and contrast after the jump. More »
