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Where In The World Is David Beckham’s Knob?

11:28AM Clem Bastow | Just a while back we delighted in bringing you the pictures of David Beckham’s packed lunch in a Giorgio Armani underwear advertisement – which Posh Spice then helpfully assured everyone was her husband’s: “He’s massive, isn’t he?” Well, it seems there has been some deflating in the Becks underwear department, with his latest Armani campaign looking a little less than “massive” – and it’s clear this doesn’t wash with his legions of dick-obsessed fans! David Beckham’s legion of fans – both male and female – may be a little disappointed with his latest advert for fashion house Armani. The 32-year-old turned underwear model was again dressed in the tight underwear which caused a veritable furore when first seen, but on this occasion failed to make quite the same impression. Davidlooked somewhat less impressive in a pair of black underwear in comparison to the earlier pictures of the star, which were so striking they caused onlookers to debate whether the pictures had been enhanced. But when asked if the images had been tampered with to give Beckham a greater appeal, his spokesperson was less than forthcoming, and replied with a simple: “No comment.” How the mighty have shrunken fallen. It’s times like this we are thankful not to have knobs, if they cause this much consternation. Can’t you just hear Becks’ adorable whine now? “But Giorgio, can’t we do the shoot another day? I just had a cold shower and I’ve been fighting with Vickie, and there was an odd number of Diet Coke cans in the fridge and now I feel all nervy. Pleeeaaase?” More »