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LA Mayor’s Screwing Another Reporter, Which Is A-OK

11:49PM Hamilton Nolan | And we thought the line between Aussie politics and media was blurred. Antonio Villaraigosa, the hot TV reporter-screwing mayor of Los Angeles is screwing a new TV reporter! In the most literal sense. But not in the figurative sense, because her news station is just fine with the mayor-screwing thing! LA is ridiculous in all ways. More »

Mayor Villaraigosa Likes A Woman With A Little Meat On Her Bones

9:15AM Seth | Via Glitterati Magazine, we bring you this photo of a visibly delighted Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa taking in one of the female bodybuilders featured in the Martin Schoeller photography exhibition at the ACE Gallery in Beverly Hills. (We recommend not clicking on the thumbnails while eating, or having pleasant thoughts about the female body). Beyond just demonstrating an appreciation for their tank-like derrieres and rock-solid muscle-racks, that ear-to-ear grin on the Mayor’s face was also a telling sign of the optimism he feels about his bold and controversial new citywide initiative, in which these living she-beasts will be placed on the front lines of the seemingly unwinnable L.A. gang wars. More »

Short Ends: Corpse Bronzing Is So Hot Right Now

3:24AM Defamer Hollywood | · Add “corpses” to the list of fun things the Sunset Tan people will bronze, right below “grade-school girls with crazy mums”. (And in an amusing side note, our tipster found this clip while searching YouTube for clips of “hot blondes” doing stuff.) · Mayor Villaraigosa is separating from his wife. Our knee-jerk reaction to this news is the blame this photo of him posing with Paris Hilton. ·A South Park promo puts an unnamed network’s “balls policy” to the test. ·Brad Whitford has made peace with Studio 60’s demise. We just hope that Tom Jeter’s brother gets out of Iraq alive. More »