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9:32AM Jess McGuire | Poor Charlotte Dawson. The best thing about Australia’s Next Top Model is having to speak out against claims she once tried to mate with her gardener whilst she was still in a relationship with her then boyfriend Edmond Harbour. More »
Charlotte Dawson Insists She Never Tried To Diddle The Hired Help
9:32AM Jess McGuire | Poor Charlotte Dawson. The best thing about Australia’s Next Top Model is having to speak out against claims she once tried to mate with her gardener whilst she was still in a relationship with her then boyfriend Edmond Harbour. More » 
The Day The CW Laughter Died
5:25AM Seth | Bastard toddler network The CW has had a bit of a rough time rebounding after the writers strike, its slate failing to find traction with an audience comprised almost entirely of easily distracted tweenagers and confused elderly disappointed to learn they hadn’t found a new home for Hee Haw reruns. Six of their series recently learned they had been spared the guillotine, including the always-dependable America’s Next Top Model, the under-performing Gossip Girl, and the hanging-by-a-thread Everybody Hates Chris; sadly, however the same could not be said for 25 ill-fated staffers just handed their pink slips–curiously enough, printed on the netlet’s branded green. From Variety: More »
Homecoming Prank-Victim Tyra Banks Executes Remaining ANTM Hopefuls With Her Telekinetic Powers
8:10AM Defamer Hollywood | When it comes to Wednesday’s reality television options, ladies night on American Idol isn’t the only game in town. The CW featured a ladies night of a different sort as Tyra Banks unleashed the Cycle 10 premiere of America’s Next Top Model on an unsuspecting world. (Can it only be Cycle 10? It feels more like 87.)
6:51AM Defamer Hollywood | America’s Next Top Model Cycle One contestant Elyse Sewell and Marty Crandall, her boyfriend and keyboardist for The Shins, both wound up in Sacramento jail accusing the other of domestic abuse. Sewell blogged about the incident on LiveJournal (it’s since been switched to private pending the investigation), explaining among other things that the bite mark on Crandall’s arm was inflicted in self-defense. If you’re having trouble remembering which one she was, we’ve included some YouTube of her facing off in a nude challenge with eventual winner Adrianne Curry, who, as far as we know, hasn’t bitten Peter Brady against his own wishes. [Reality Blurred, YouTube] More »
Short Ends: Top Models Slut It Up For Tyson
6:20AM Defamer Hollywood | We haven’t watched a single minute of this cycle of ANTM, so we’ll need you to answer this question for us: does every episode feature a C-list master-of-ceremonies for a half-assed slut-off? (Before you answer that, Tyra’s definitely at least a B.) · Our pals at BoingBoing drag an animated skeleton out of The Simpsons Movie director’s closet. Dumbledore’s recent outing is causing other fictional characters to ask themselves uncomfortable questions about their sexuality. More »
