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Lindsay Lohan’s Sad Reality May Soon Be Your Guilty Pleasure
8:00PM Andrew Belonsky | Lindsay Lohan wants a reality show. So does Redmond O’Neal. Meanwhile, Derek Jeter may be getting a dose of married life, and Avril Lavigne may soon be a single gal. All that and way more in your Thursday Gossip Roundup… More »
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Mischa Barton’s Meltdown Ends With A Celeb-Weekly Whimper
1:30AM Brian Moylan | When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More »
Switch-Hitter Anne Heche Goes To Bat for ‘Hung’
1:51AM Seth | Anne Heche will play the ex-wife of Ray, the anatomically superendowed protagonist of Hung. She replaces Kristin Bauer, last seen being escorted away in a wheelchair, dead-eyed and repeating, “The diameter…the diameter…” [THR] More »
Ashton Kutcher’s ‘Spread’: The Plight Of The Los Angeles Asshole
6:45AM Kyle Buchanan | Spread—in which Ashton Kutcher graphically screws his way to the middle in Hollywood—is surely one of the most commercial films at Sundance this year. It is also like Shampoo, but for awful people. More »
Anne Heche’s Ex-Husband Needs You To Give Her A Job
3:40AM Seth | As we touched upon briefly on our way out the door last night, actress Anne Heche, whose ugly divorce and custody battle last year aired out all manner of crazy-scented laundry, was back in court to argue that since the cancellation of her ABC series Men In Trees (hey Heche fans: where’s the nut-delivery campaign for that one?), she no longer had the financial means to make the $15,000-a-month in emasculatory alimony payments to ex-husband, Coley Lafoon. People.com reports:
New Jay Mohr Sitcom Funnier Than Tourette’s Humor
11:14AM Seth | Here’s your first glimpse at Jay Mohr’s new CBS sitcom, Project Gary. Did that kid just say, “Tap it?” OMG! He did! LOL! [TV Week] People, for crying out loud, it’s a picture of Curious George! It’s not like he put “OBAMA in ‘08″ underneath a picture of Chim-Chim from Speed Racer. Now that would have been racist. (And just plain mean.) [Boston Herald] It’s the America’s Next Top Model finale liveblog with the Jezebelers! But don’t peek yet, ’cause they are three hours ahead. [Jezebel] Woody Allen: “Can I ask you what your favourite commandment is?” Billy Graham: “Right now, it’s Honour Thy Father and Thy Mother.” Woody: “Really? That’s my least favourite commandment.” [BoingBoing] Anne Heche is worth $34,840.93, says Anne Heche. [TMZ] More »
Barbara Knows
5:15AM Defamer Hollywood | View nurturer Barbara Walters quietly pulled Anne Heche aside before an audience of several million today to explain how she knew all along that her marriage to Coley Laffoon would end up in heartbreak: It’s because Heche “is all heart, and I don’t think you always think with your head,” she explained, choosing to keep her next thought, “Probably because your head is usually preoccupied with instructions from various intergalactic beings,” to herself. [People] More »
Violent Anne Heche Flare-Up Reportedly Leaves 19 Shirts Dead, Untold Pairs Of Pants Missing
7:30AM Defamer Hollywood | One of Hollywood’s pettier divorces in recent memory – that of Men in Trees star and intermittent lesbian Anne Heche from her cameraman husband Coley Laffoon – takes another childish nosedive today, with the soon-to-be-exes squabbling in court over various items of clothing, furniture, and accoutrements that have gone missing from the annoyingly designated rooms of their shared L.A. home: In documents filed in L.A. Superior Court, Laffoon accuses Heche of taking a number of items – including the master bed and yoga-room rugs – from the L.A. home they share. (Under the terms of a judge’s temporary order, they alternate use of the house while Heche is in Los Angeles.) [...] More »
Anne Heche Loses Child Custody To Less Famous, Less Crazy Husband
12:31PM Defamer Hollywood | The ugly divorce and custody dispute between Anne Heche and husband Coley Laffoon (five-second primer: Anne: You pleasure yourself to pornography, subject our child to poker games, and frequent strip clubs while I’m hard at work! Coley: You’re crazy.) has ended in what can only be heartbreak for the Men In Trees star, as a judge has given custody of Homer, their five-year-old son, to Laffoon: TMZ has learned that a judge wasn’t crazy about Anne Heche, and awarded estranged hubby Coley Laffoon physical custody of 5-year-old son Homer, with alternate weekend visits for Anne… More »
