3:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Surely, Hollywood has entered a brand-new golden age of male objectification, whether it’s the display of Jason Segel’s
flaccid member in
Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Billy Crudup’s
irradiated super-schlong in
Watchmen. Now, in an interview with
USA Today about the
Da Vinci Code sequel,
Angels & Demons, producer Brian Grazer announces that the 52-year-old Tom Hanks will be the next male actor to bare (almost) all. While the scantily-clad Hanks won’t be going full frontal (gotta keep that PG-13 rating!), Grazer promises the next best thing:
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