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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Chosen Two Finally Arrive! Allegedly! Unconfirmed! Etc!

4:38PM Jess McGuire | We break our traditional weekend silence here at Defamer Australia to bring you thrilling news – The Chosen Two have apparently arrived safely on this earth, oh happy day! Well, nothing has been confirmed by Brad or Angelina’s reps, but the French papers are quoting her doctor Michel Sussman, and until the birth announcement has been outed as a hoax, it’s good enough for us. Hollywood star Angelina Jolie has given birth to healthy twins, a girl and a boy, in the French Riviera maternity clinic she has checked into, the Nice-Matin newspaper reported today. The twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, were born shortly before 8pm yesterday (4am AEST Sunday), the paper reported, quoting her doctor Michel Sussmann. Jolie is fine after having a Caesarian section, the paper added. Knox Leon was reported to weigh 2.27kg and Vivienne Marcheline 2.28kg. They really like boys names featuring the letter ‘X’ don’t they? At least the birth of Knox and his sister Vivienne ought to take the tabloid heat off poor little Sunday Rose for a while. So in short, congratulations to Brad and Angelina on the birth of their long-awaited bubs. We’re sure our American counterparts will be following this story closely over the next week, and fingers crossed this entire momentous event has actually happened. Unlike back in early July. Or back the birth of Isla and Amelie. More »

Angelina Jolie At The Independent Spirit Awards: Is That A Baby Bump or Burrito Bloat?

5:41AM Molly Friedman | Come ON, Angie. Now you’re just teasing us. After countless denials, brush-offs on CNN, and a downright refusal to fess up already, Miss Jolie showed up at the Independent Spirit Awards wearing a dress so tight we could practically see the alleged twinset kicking their way through her pretty tummy. The black form-fitting gown she wore was hardly maternity wear, and made a point to tell us that we are suckers and she is crafty. Not quite an Eff You to the press, but rather a subtle “I Know You Know What I Know” kind of gesture. Personally, we don’t think Angie’s obligated to shout her knocked up news from the rooftops, and we actually applaud Mrs. Jolie-Pitt’s brazenly ostentatious visual shout-out. Click through to see those future Chosen Ones up close and personal. More »