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Tom Cruise Defies The Gravity Of Katie Holmes And Their Destiny Child
2:30AM Foster Kamer | Where Tom Cruise and Beyonce meet in the middle. Where Jennifer Anniston terrifies West Villagers with her half-speed biological clock. Where Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend terrifies virginal high school boys. Where Andy’s Dick’s Little One speaks. Your Saturday Late-Edition Gossip Roundup: More »
Which Costar Has Sherri Shepherd Seen Freak Out, Christian Bale-Style?
4:45AM Kyle Buchanan | View hostess Sherri Shepherd has worked with Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Andy Dick, among others. So which of these gentlemen was she alluding to when she said she’d witnessed some Christian Bale-sized freakouts? More »
Andy Dick’s Got The Ankle-Monitorin’, Jailbait-Gropin’ DUI Blues
3:28AM Seth | Chicken-wingery-parking-lot-felon Andy Dick was a very special guest on The View today, where he unveiled his new court-ordered ankle monitor with a Tom Waits-esque blues ditty. More »
Vote Now in the High-Stakes Hollywood Joker-Alike Contest
5:35AM STV | After her latest round of plastic surgery, Joan Rivers has once again sparked concern that her postmodern facial sculpting has perhaps gone one operation too far. “My motto is, ‘Better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car.’ Spend your money on you,” the Daily Mail quotes her as saying, but clearly the stakes have soared beyond self-service satisfaction: Rivers is but the latest boldface name to join the increasingly cutthroat Joker-Alike 2008 competition, in which grinning celebrities and their psychotic celluloid doppelgangers square off for ear-to-ear supremacy. Have a closer look at the finalists — and vote for a (or nominate your own) winner after the jump. More »
Andy Dick Will Not Stand For These Charges, Or For Peeing
8:25AM Defamer Hollywood | And now, another installment of “You Win One, You Lose One” (Andy Dick edition)! Win: The troubled comedian, who was accused of sexual battery for pulling down a 17-year-old girl’s top at a chicken joint in July, has now seen his charge downgraded to a mere assault (though he’ll still face four other misdemeanor charges related to the incident). Lose: According to TMZ, the arrest report for the incident includes the following unforgettable anecdote: More »
The Spot Where Andy Dick Filled Up On Beer And Wings Before His Teen-Fondling Arrest: Revealed!
9:30AM Seth | If you are anything like us, when you first learned of Andy Dick’s arrest outside Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta early this morning, your first reaction was this: “Buffalo Wild Wings?” followed shortly thereafter by, “Murrieta?” Thankfully, this KCAL report filed from the scene of the alleged teen-fondling crime fills in all the missing pieces. SEE! The depressing cookie-cutter suburban shopping centre parking lot! HEAR! The reporter describe Dick as “intoxicated” and having “urinated.” THRILL! To the Buffalo Wild Wings patio furniture. We understand a portion of the proceeds from every order of a dozen garlic suicides sold tonight goes to the local Andy Dick Bike-By-Groping Victims’ Network. More »
Andy Dick Arrested For Finger-Lickin’ Fondling
3:35AM Seth | Andy Dick wears many hats: substance-friendly pansexualist, loving dad, and infrequent cannibal. We can add to that list chicken-wingery-parking-lot-felon, as the comedian was arrested at 2 a.m., found allegedly fondling a teenager in a van parked outside Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant in Murrieta. From TMZ:
Beer Drops Keep Fallin’ On His Head
12:00PM Defamer Hollywood | Whew! For a minute there, we thought that Celebrity Rehab miracle worker Dr. Drew had somehow figured out a way to exorcise Andy Dick of the booze-craving demons that make him Hollywood’s most lovable, semi-recovering addict. But once a bottle of beer, a bicycle, and an eager audience of photographers were introduced, even the good doctor’s famed sobriety coaching never stood a chance. [via TMZ] A bold prediction: Bedazzled mugshots will be all the rage with the troubled starlet set in ‘08, a trend that will add some much-needed flair to the uniformly dreary prison-intake photography that was the hallmark of the previous year. Hunky SF mayor Gavin Newsom decides to marry an actress, but we’ve fallen so hopelessly out of touch with his ill-advised dips into the Hollywood dating pool that we mistakenly thought he was still shacked up with the one from CSI: Miami. We regret the error, and promise to pay more careful attention to the candidates for his eventual third marriage. How many dudes can Lindsay Lohan hook up with in a 24-hour period? This many. More »Andy Dick’s ‘Bee Movie’ Features Fine Columbian Pollen And Strap-On Stingers
8:00AM Defamer Hollywood | We’re going to have to give the cast of Jimmy Kimmel Live this year’s Best Talk Show Costume trophy, with Jimmy, the band, and the security team decked out as every significant cereal mascot of the past 100 years (video here). More »
