Over the last day or so, throughout our obsession with LOLBlunts, we have pondered the possible deeper meaning of the term "KEEP UP THE CATS", issued as it was by Frances M Benz with such unerring enthusiasm - we thought, perhaps Defamer Australia has just unwittingly tapped into a long-held relationship between tiresome whiny singer/songwriter James Blunt and cats?

Well, a cursory search of the internets revealed something that - and we don't want to scare you - could blow the whole "KEEP UP THE CATS" phenomenon to kingdom come.

In short: JAMES HAS BEEN KEEPING UP THE CATS SINCE MID-LAST-YEAR.

Don't believe it? Hold our hands and come with us over the jump, and you will finally know the shocking truth...

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And in no way is it a slight return, either!

It seems the LOLBlunt phenomenon* knows no bounds, even hopping in a time machine and molesting our childhood reminding us of the joys of Fat Cat & Friends:

Want to make your own LOLBlunt? Are you, too, keeping up the cats? Don't know what the fuck we're all talking about?

You can find all the history here, and then go to and send your own creation to tips AT defamer.com.au.

* Disclaimer: May not actually be a phenomenon