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		<title>Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Resembles A Hairy Orifice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:20:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She said &#8220;God bless her&#8221; afterwards, so it&#8217;s OK that rockstar wifey Sharon Osbourne ridiculed Susan Boyle in a truly filthy way that will be forever seared in my memory, right?
Osbourne, who judges the American version of Britain&#8217;s Got Talent, the talent show that catapulted the homely Boyle to super stardom, said on the Opie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Throw Out Your Hands! Stick Out Your Tush!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Hoff Openly Horny For Male Britney Impersonator</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<title>America&#8217;s Got Not Enough Room In It For Two Drag Queen Talents Is What America Has</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 00:33:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8216;America&#8217;s Got Talent&#8217; Impersonator Fools Even World&#8217;s Foremost Ozzyologist, Sharon Osbourne</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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Whether gathering the family &#8217;round to marvel at the sheer Coors-can-devastating force of Busty Heart&#8217;s exercise-ball-sized melons, or simply gasping in amazement as octuple-jointed youngster Victoria braids her limbs into a human challah bread, you never quite know what form America&#8217;s talent will take on America&#8217;s Got Talent. On last night&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing JonBenet Bendy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:15:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ newVideoPlayer("/victoria_def.flv", 506, 423,""); &#183; If you didn&#8217;t happen to catch Victoria&#8212;one part Cats, one part JonBen&#233;t Ramsey, and one part boneless chicken breast&#8212;on America&#8217;s Got Talent, now&#8217;s your chance. Just give this girl the trophy (or whatever it is they give on that show) already! [AGT] &#183; The lifeless carcass of Bravo&#8217;s Project Runway [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busty Heart&#8217;s Got Six-Pack-Flattening, 48-Double-G Talent</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Seth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[America&#8217;s Got Talent last night featured the truly unique talents of a one Miss Busty Heart&#8212;a beloved mainstay on the stripper circuit for decades now, according to her must-visit website&#8212;whose act consists of slamming the two bean-bag chairs hanging from her chest onto a variety of rigid objects, thusly inflicting unspeakable damage. In doing so, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Hasselhoff Seizes The Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 21:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Defamer Hollywood</dc:creator>
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On a night dedicated to celebrating the very best in American talent, it was a man whose myriad.gifts are almost exclusively recognised overseas who truly stole the show. 

During Tuesday&#8217;s moving finale of the NBC hit (we&#8217;re trying to make up for missing the event by slowly reconstructing it through YouTube clips), judge David Hasselhoff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;America&#8217;s Got Talent&#8217; Crowns Its Million Dollar Puppetmaster</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 20:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Defamer Hollywood</dc:creator>
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We&#8217;ll admit to watching very little of this season of America&#8217;s Got Talent, NBC&#8217;s highly rated, thoroughly Z-list variety extravaganza presided over by judges the Hoff, Sharon Osbourne, and Segway Accident Guy &#8211; and, of course, host Jerry Springer, who seemed all along to be secretly holding out hope that plus-sized semi-finalist girl group The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Accidents Of The Reality TV B-List</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
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