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Princess Mary’s Best Friend Forever Is A Cougar!

3:08PM Jess McGuire | Amber Petty, Princess Mary’s best friend in the entire world and don’t you forget it, confessed in a recent column for the Adelaide Advertiser that she had gotten her New Years freak on with a wee slip of a lad, no older than 21 years of age. Says the Daily Telegraph - In a candid admission likely to have Crown Princess Mary of Denmark pouting in the palace, royal bridesmaid Amber Petty has revealed she recently indulged in some tonsil hockey with a 21-year-old. In a funny and frank column in The Adelaide Advertiser,Petty, 37, questions the controversy around the “cougar” debate after announcing she kissed a bloke 16 years her junior on New Year’s Eve. Ho, ho indeed! We meant that in the chuckling way, not the “you dirty whore” sense. Let’s hear more from Amber Petty on the matter! More »

It’s Been A While Since Amber Petty Mentioned How Close She Is With BFF Princess Mary, Hasn’t It?

10:29AM Jess McGuire | So we were rather relieved this morning to wake up and find she’s piped up regarding a book penned by #1 Enemy Of Australia Trine Villemann which states, amongst other things, that Our Mary TM is not the love of Prince Frederik’s life. IS SHE MAD? Anyway, here are Amber Petty’s dull thoughts, if you’re interested. In her book, Copenhagen 1015K, Danish Royal correspondent Trine Villemann claims Frederik would have been better off marrying his old girlfriend, Danish model Katje Storkholm. “There is no truth to that at all,” Amber says, adding the claims have upset Mary, above left with Amber. “She is extremely disappointed by them and finds it all rather surprising, coming out of the blue. “It is absolute rubbish. They have never been happier.” We have to agree with Amber about the book being nonsense though. Sure, we haven’t read it ourselves, but Mary helped Fred kick smoking! Through positive pressure! If that’s not true love, we don’t know what the fuck is. More »

Zoo Weekly’s Hottest Babes For Radio

8:12AM Busty St Clair | Zoo Weekly is counting votes for Australia’s Hottest Radio Babes for 2007, with the title ripe for the picking now that reigning hottie Biance Dye is doing her best Maria Venuti impression. Going through the current Top Ten, we’re a bit confused as to the whereabouts of Jackie O. Not that we’re fans of the Jackster… but come on. Surely she rates higher than Fi Fi Box and Amber Petty? Speaking of Ms Amber “I Was Princess Mary’s Bridesmaid” Petty, we’re not sure how much time and a stint in the CIty of Churches has changed her, but the last time the Defamer operatives saw her in Sydney, she was looking rather skanky walking home from Randwick Racecourse with her shoes in one hand and a ciggie in the other, slurring her speech and swearing at passers by. But whatever, it’s Zoo Weekly for Christs sake. Skanky blondes with bad manners are perfectly within their readers’ reach, no? More »