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A-Rod Sees Himself As Half Man, Half Horse
11:06PM Ravi Somaiya | The Yankees steroid-villain-turned-World-Series-hero has ridiculous self-portraits, Michael Jackson liked to pee into cups in public and Rihanna said her life sucked so much after she got beaten up that she might as well have been Britney! More »
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1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
Jon Gosselin And The Jews: A Match Made In Zion
1:35AM Foster Kamer | Wow. Do we have a special one today. Jon Gosselin, seeking help from a rabbi. Alex Rodriguez thinks he’s a centaur. Jessica Simpson’s man requirements. Lady Gaga’s ballet. RobPatz’s marriage prospects. Presenting today’s epic Gossip Roundup. Get scared… More »
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Minka Kelly Does Not Care For Kate Hudson
10:17PM the cajun boy | A Kate Hudson/Minka Kelly catfight is brewing, Matt Damon gets fat, Mary-Kate and Ashley double date, Kourtney Kardashian gets knocked up, Sienna Miller takes the “Slinky Wizard” home, Seth MacFarland says Stewie is gay and Jaime Pressly pees in public. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Where In The World Is Michael Jackson’s Brain?
9:05PM the cajun boy | Michael Jackson’s brain was not with his body in the golden coffin, Justin Timberlake wants to write a book about golf, Jason Bateman talks addiction, Russell Brand breaks his celibacy vow and Jason Lee fights at Max Fish. More »
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Gossip Roundup: Ashlee Simpson Gets Downright Trashy
10:46PM the cajun boy | Ashlee Simpson got drunk at a party and made a spectacle of herself by screaming at Pete Wentz’s ex Michelle Trachtenberg, Brad Pitt shares hygiene secrets, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush marriage rumours swirl, and Chris Pine dumped Audrina Patridge. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Heidi And Spencer Are Celebrities Dangit, So Get Them Out Of There!
8:34PM the cajun boy | Spencer and Heidi implode on the set of I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Madonna and Kate Hudson kinda almost get into a catfight, Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter is charged in an infant’s death, and Lori Petty spent the weekend in the slammer after getting arrested for DUI. More »
Madonna and A-Rod Publicly Exchange Fluids at Miami Concert
1:55AM STV | Some are calling it a “public debut,” and yet others simply view it as a rich guy getting good concert seats, but Alex Rodriguez’s front-row hand-off of a water bottle to Madonna during her performance Wednesday night in Miami signalled something official in their long-rumoured, scandal-plagued courtship. More »
What’s the Deeeal With Seinfeld and the Secret Madonna/A-Rod Rendezvous?
2:36AM Kyle Buchanan | Now that Madonna has entered the “ex texting” part of her breakup with Guy Ritchie (”OMG Debi Mazar Hates U 2″), it’s time for Hollywood’s looky-loos to saddle up and choose a side. On Team Madonna, we have Yankee T-friendly Rocco, a concerned Gwyneth Paltrow, and Alex Rodriguez, whereas Team Guy consists of little but his Sherlock Holmes cast, a discarded British accent used by Madonna over the last decade, and maybe Sarah Palin? Someone should ask her! Now, Page Six breaks the news of two new celebs warming the bench for Madonna: Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld, who are loaning out their house so Madonna and A-Rod can get it on. More »
Oh, SNAP! Madonna Taunts Her Soon-To-Be-Ex Husband By Making Vaguely Controversial Clothing Choices For Their Offspring
9:19AM Jess McGuire | The Daily Mail breathlessly reports that Madonna has delivered a couture slap to the face to former lover Guy Ritchie by deciding to dress their son in Yankees themed gear during a recent visit to a New York play centre.
“Surely she’s simply embracing a well-known local sports team?!”
Oh, dear sweet innocent reader. Have you forgotten the gentleman rumoured to be Madonna’s new love interest, a baseball player named Alex Rodriguez? Who happens to play for – GASP – the New York Yankees?
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