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5 Unanswered Questions Prompted By ‘Britney: For the Record’
5:15AM Kyle Buchanan | After weeks of doling out clips to a Cheeto-starved global audience, MTV finally aired the paparazzi cautionary tale entitled Britney: For the Record in the US last night. “No topic was off limits,” boasted the introductory crawl. “No question went unanswered.” And no follow-up question went asked! Thus, we left the special with almost as many concerns as we had going in, including: More »
Britney’s ‘Sex Tape’ Ex Offended By Rumours That He Wants a Piece of Her
4:30AM Kyle Buchanan | Like Bigfoot, the legend surrounding Britney Spears’s sex tape is one that refuses to go away, no matter how terrifying it might be to eventually lay eyes on the real thing. Also, much like Bigfoot, recent news that appeared to finally confirm its existence may have been dashed, as the sex tape’s supposed peddler, paparazzo ex-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, is claiming that no such thing exists. First Anne Hathaway, now Britney — is any celebrity sex rumour safe? Said an angry Ghalib to Star:
Time to Wig Out: The Britney Spears Sex Tape Is On the Market
7:20AM Kyle Buchanan | Though Britney Spears is currently shooting the video for her upcoming single “Womanizer,” it’s another, very different clip that’s begun to attract attention: a long-rumoured sex tape involving the then-bewigged star, shot in Mexico by her former paparazzi beau Adnan Ghalib. Now, Ghalib is finally confirming the sex tape’s existence, and he says he’s willing to sell it to the highest bidder: More »
Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig
2:30AM Molly Friedman | Most sex tape rumours involving Britney Spears are either too good to be true (Colin Farrell!) or too gross to convince us to want to see them at all (K. Fed). But the latest story from the tabloids is filled with details so plausible (especially considering the then-manic Package’s mental state) that we’re not so sure it’s just another fairy tale. As the National Enquirer is reporting (again, don’t judge a supermarket tab’s creds by its cheap cover): [Adnan Ghalib] is shopping around a sex tape that was filmed during their trip January trip to Mexico…[the tape] will go down as the highest selling porn tape of all time, out selling even Paris Hilton’s. So what could Britney possibly do in the bedroom to top her fellow Bimbo Summit member’s green-eyed appearance in nightmare-vision? The eerily realistic details after the jump.
Weekend At Britney’s: Pool-Drenched iPhones And ‘Milky Bowls Of Soup’
3:36AM Molly Friedman | What better way to start the week than with another batshit episode contributing to the American Tragedy that is Britney Spears? According to the always-credible Fleet Street tabloid The Sun, Britney went into (sigh) one of her now-signature rampages after allegedly discovering roughly a dozen “flirty” text messages in current beau Adnan Ghalib’s iPhone, a rampage that concluded with Britney tossing the pricy toy into her pool. Apparently, the famewhoriest paparazzo in the world has been photographed canoodling with a waitress, and The Package discovered their illicit texts (described as “pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend”). And yet, the best is yet to come: in response to his dearest’s accusations, Adnan hand-wrote a child-like love letter to the maybe-bipolar “singer,” complete with the nauseating phrase “milky bowl of soup.” An image of the pathetic apology, complete with scrawled hearts and florist letterhead, after the jump. More »
Pardon Us For Not Getting Too Worked Up About Latest Unbelievable Britney Headline
3:42AM Molly Friedman | One would think that, by now, there would be no more room on the OMG BRITNEY DID ANOTHER CRAZY THING belt. However, this week’s Star cover story proves that there is still plenty of space on said belt for another notch or thirty. The rag claims that Britney is pregnant once again with none other than paparazzo-turned-paramour Adnan Ghalib’s baby. Yawn! Their evidence? A few pictures of Britney’s bloated belly and a sketchy (at best) quote from a member of Ghalib’s press-hungry posse who exults that Adnan will “be made for life” if the story proves to be true. Don’t hold your breath, homes; we’ve been down this path a handful of times over the last two months. More »
Britney Spears: ‘I don’t know who you think I am, bitch, but I’m not that person’
11:15AM Defamer Hollywood | Just when you thought you were tired of reading about Britney Spears, the next issue of Rolling Stone promises a DOOZY of a cover story that’s sure to be one of the most explosive reads of this young year. The story reportedly includes boob job confessions (!), shopping mall sobfests (!!) and cameos from Justin Timberlake so “vulgar” that the NY Daily News refused to put them in print (!!!). While vulgarity has become a staple in virtually every Britney story these days, this disturbing excerpt in which Britney’s Amex Black card gets declined at the mall pretty much redefines the word: A wail emerges from the cubby — guttural, vile, the kind of base animalistic shriek only heard at a family member’s deathbed. ‘Fuck these bitches,’ screams Britney, each word ringing out between sobs. She’s spitting, growling … ‘Fuck you, fuck people, fuck, fuck, fuck.’” All this in just an excerpt? Forgive us if our schadenfreude is showing, but we’re waking up at 7am on Friday, hungover or not, to get our hands on this one. THE TRAGEDY OF BRITNEY SPEARS [Rolling Stone] More »
‘Bipolar’ Britney Breakdown: iPhone Threats, High Speed Car Chases, And A Little Terrier Named London
3:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Last night, a quasi-dramatic screaming match between Britney Spears and her manager Sam Lufti quickly turned from a typical Monday With Britney™ into a full-on Mariah-style breakdown. After a barefoot and bruised-cheeked Britney called current loudmouth boytoy paparazzo Adnan saying, “Baby, come get me,” The Animal’s estranged parents rushed onto the scene, as did the LAPD. When the frantic Adnan finally arrived, he was denied entrance to Brit’s castle and then became engaged in one of the eeriest text message conversations we’ve ever seen (conveniently delivered via iPhone!): Adnan via text: “Cool?” Lufti: “No, she’s with doctor now. You’re a manic trigger. If you continue to have any contact with him, you’ll kill her. Its your decision. You need to cease all contact with her completely. I’ve tried to work with you helping her but you didn’t do as asked. only way to help now is to disappear. She’s never been this way befor [sic]“ Dramz! More insanity (and video) after the jump. More »
