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People
Robert Pattinson Can’t Lose, Jon Gosselin Definitely Can
1:30AM Foster Kamer | Jon Gosselin’s going gambling at Foxwoods, Robert Pattinson can’t lose. Stephanie Meyer’s getting sued, and she can, but she’s no Astronaut Mya or Conspiring Billy Bush. Or Hayden Panettiere’s ‘Pink Taco’ sharing Harry Morton. Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup! More »
People
Kelly Bensimon Can’t Get Any Love From Gerard Butler
9:00PM the cajun boy | Gerard Butler rejects Kelly Bensimon, Adam Lambert’s fans throw sex toys at him, Ashley Olsen is surprised she didn’t end up like Britney, Ryan O’Neal gave his 11-year-old son cocaine, Joan Rivers hates Jon Gosselin and Madonna plagiarizes a poet. More »
People
Neil Patrick Harris And His Roomie Are Going To Babysit For A While
2:56AM Richard Lawson | Aw, they think they’re people. Noted gay Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Plot Contrivance) and his partner, actor David Burtka, are in the hunt for a surrogate mummy. They’re using the same agency as Sarah Jessica Parker! More »
People
Adam Lambert: Gay As He Wanna Be
12:51AM Richard Lawson | The most ludicrous American Idol contestant ever, Adam Lambert, has finally come out of the closet. In a cover story for Rolling Stone! More »
Big Screen
But Is Bruno Good For The Gays?
4:45AM Richard Lawson | Gay Bruno landed balls-down on straight, angry Eminem’s face last night, thus firmly heralding the beginning of the Summer of Bruno. And it made me wonder: Based on that little antic, and the leaked details of the film, is Bruno gonna be good for the gays? More »
Small Screen
A Nation Shrieks For Poor, Defeated Adam Lambert
12:48AM Richard Lawson | On this season of American Idol, Adam Lambert—the bouffanted gay one—was supposed to defeat Kris Allen—the cartoon-faced strummer. But he didn’t. And so many people were horrified, as evidenced by this fabulous listicle of YouTube reaction-freakouts. Above is our favourite, in which a young man gets snappy. More »
Small Screen
AT&T’s American Idol Vote-Rigging Conspiracy
12:35AM Richard Lawson | The voting machines were tampered with! By “voting machines” we mean the mindless finger-dialers from Arkansas who were tricked by the nefarious AT&T syndicate into voting for, successfully, Miss Kris Allen, the straight white corn boy who defeated, in an upset, the gay Frankenstein. The New York Times now cries foul. More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Gossip Roundup: Aiken’s Beef Squashing, Beyonce Says “Stay Fat”
1:00AM Foster Kamer | Good Sunday morning! Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen spawning, Keifer Sutherland, Clay Aiken, and Giada De Laurentiis squashing separate (but equal!) beefs, Robert Pattinson gets some Can(nes), and Beyonce sez: “avoid the gym.” More »
Small Screen
Clay Aiken Trashes American Idol, Adam Lambert
12:15PM the cajun boy | Last night millions of American Idol fans tuned in to watch the show’s season finale. But you know who didn’t? Clay Aiken, who basically trashed everything about the show today on the subscription-only message board of his website, going so far as to say Adam Lambert made his ears bleed! More »
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