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It’s Not All Sunshine, Lollipops, And Rainbows Everywhere At Australian Consolidated (De)Press(ed)

4:56PM Jess McGuire | Poor ACP. James Packer’s just swanned into their offices and raised the rent. Has he no soul? Does he want some of this country’s finest publications to fold due to financial woes? Just what will little Indigo say when she learns that it was her very own father’s extreme reaction to the current economic situation which led to her missing out on the traditional teenage girl moment of opening up her first ever copy of Dolly Magazine and eagerly flicking through to the mindblowingly informative sealed section, or reading Dolly Doctor aloud to friends and wondering why so many damn girls seem to be suffering from strange discharges? Wearing a broad smile and with a noticeable bounce in his step, James Packer is said to have strolled casually into the Park St offices of magazine publisher Australian Consolidated Press on Thursday and informed its tenants that the honeymoon is over – he’s putting up the rent, for the second time in a year. Sources at ACP, the tenants in the building, report that they have seldom seen Packer looking happier. What a sadist! Speaking of ACP, here’s a small insight into its current woes thanks to an anonymous tipster. More »

Did ACP Hack ‘4 Inch Heels Only’?

10:06AM Clem Bastow | You have probably heard by now of the anonymous blog, 4 Inch Heels Only, which has the ACP building in a spin (ACP, for those of you who don’t spend ridiculous amounts of money on fashion and “women’s” magazines, publishes Cosmo, Cleo, Dolly and Madison, amongst many others) thanks to its unsavoury insider know-how as to how things work at the publishing empire. Most of the fuss is because “the call is coming from inside the house”, to use horror flick parlance – it’s assumed that whoever is writing the blog is an ACP staffer. However, as of this morning, 4 Inch Heels has been hacked to within an inch of its life. You’ll notice we’ve not linked to the blog itself, that’s because the hack is so ridiculously NSFW our computers would probably explode if we linked to it, and you’d be fired before you even clicked through. Yes, said l337 hax0r has covered 4 Inch Heels with images of bot-sex porn and naked boosies and noo noos (hey, we’re just trying to escape your filters). In fact, the only bit we can show you is this: Making this kerfuffle even sweeter is the fact that all media outlets (including the news.com.au piece we linked to above) who are linking to the blog are now sending their readers into a cesspit of split-beaver shots. The question, thus, needs to be asked – did someone at ACP slip a tenner and a crate of 2 Minute Noodles to a willing hacker to do the deed? There is no other reason (other than spectacular coincidence) why anyone would bother hacking an industry blog to this extent. And if it was organised by someone within ACP, doesn’t that suggest that everything 4 Inch Heels Only said was true? We expect the plot to thicken throughout the day. More »

Another Australian Publication Bites The Dust

4:46PM Clem Bastow | New Woman, the mag that was never quite saucy enough to muscle in on the Cosmo/Cleo crowd, not fashionable enough for the Marie Claire/Harpers Bazaar crew, and not quite grown-up enough for the Women’s Weekly audience, is set to close at the end of April. Since publishing behemoth ACP took over Emap Australia’s titles last year, they have apparently noted New Woman’s “challenges”, which in mag publishing trade-speak essentially translates as “it’s fucked”. ACP Magazines chief executive Scott Lorson said ACP had made the decision to close down the magazine “sooner rather than later”. “The title has enjoyed some success in the past, but has struggled to establish a unique and sustainable position in the highly competitive women’s lifestyle category,” Mr Lorson said. “When we purchased the Emap business, we were aware of the significant challenges facing New Woman.” Don’t be too quick to shed a tear for the staff, however, as ACP are particularly good at absorbing and reabsorbing staff from one magazine to another – witness the career trajectory of, for example, Mia Freedman (through the revolving doors of Cosmo, Dolly and so forth) and Paula Joye (from Cleo to Madison) and Bronwyn McCahon (Cosmo to Dolly and back to Cosmo). More »

The Bulletin Has Been Boned!

11:23AM Jess McGuire | This just in from news.com.au - Australia’s oldest and best-known weekly news magazine, The Bulletin, has been published for the last time. ACP Magazines chief executive Scott Lorson said today that The Bulletin would cease publication immediately. The latest issue of the magazine, which went on sale yesterday, would be its last. The Bulletin, launched in 1880, is Australia’s longest-running magazine. Mr Lorson said the latest Audit Bureau of Circulations figures showed The Bulletin had 57,039 in sales in September last year. This was well down on circulation highs of more than 100,000 in the mid-1990s. Poor The Bulletin :( More »

ACP Minions Banned From Facebook

6:55AM Busty St Clair | The Magazine Factory on Park Street in Sydney (that’s ACP in case you’re wondering) has banned its many minions from accessing Facebook at work. And they’re not happy about it either. According to Sydney Confidential, the crackdown came after some of the Dolly and Cleo girls started bagging out company executives in a specially-created group on the site. Since the organisation’s bigwigs found out about he site it has been removed and while all the offending “whores” were believed to have kept their jobs, there was an ad for a Dolly web editor advertised on the company’s internal website this week. Firstly – how dumb can one bunch of girls be? Bitching about your bosses is fine – we all do it – but bitching about your bosses in a public forum where everyone can see who said what and when is the stupidest thing we’ve heard! All that nail-polish testing and talk about shoes has done some serious damage… Of course, the girls can still access Facebook from their home computers, so they can still discuss the important issues, like whether to have a pizza day every month. Incidentally, there is a group on Facebook called “Campaign 2 get Dolly back on Facebook” but surprisingly, it has nothing to do with this incident. More »