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“Best Party Ever, So Far – That’s What Everyone’s Been Saying” – Ladies And Gentlemen, Meet An Idiot.
12:32PM Jess McGuire | You have probably already heard of [REDACTED], the teenager who decided to throw a bash while his parents were away – and it went somewhat awry.
[REDACTED]’s parents cut short their Gold Coast holiday after a party at their house attracted up to 500 alcohol-charged youths — who damaged police cars with bottles and had to be dispersed with the help of a police helicopter.
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It could get worse for [REDACTED] with Chief Commissioner Christine Nixon saying the police were considering billing him up to $20,000 for the intervention. Neighbours called police after the number of teenagers, attracted via text messages, the internet and email, swelled to 500. Ms Nixon said if [REDACTED] did not pay, the community in effect would pay for his irresponsibility. Up to 30 police attended the party in Galloway Drive along with dog squads, transit police, divisional vans and a critical incident response team.
We strongly recommend you watch the following YouTube clip of [REDACTED]’s appearance on A Current Affair, if only to be able to tell your grandchildren “Yes, I saw Australia’s Dumbest Teenage Party Organiser’s famous glasses once! They changed my life”
“I’ll say sorry, but I’m not taking off my glasses.”
We urge his parents contact their ISP and have his access to MySpace blocked for at least three weeks.
PS: Nice outfit, you nuff-nuff! More » 
The Battle Of The Spokesmodels Doesn’t Really Continue
9:58AM Clem Bastow | First Megan Gale opened a can of whupass on A Current Affair after they suggested she was in some sort of supermodel fight to the death with Jennifer Hawkins (Gale reps David Jones, Hawkins their competitor, Myer), now J-Hawk is having her say.
And, not surprisingly from a “story” whipped up by ACA, she’s putting paid to the rumours, too.
Who woulda thunk it, really?
Hawkins hasn’t seen Gale’s ACA interview, but she has read what Gale said about it afterwards and isn’t concerned.
“I think Megan is a great girl,” she says.
“I have met her a few times now. I wouldn’t say that we are buddy-buddy friends but I like her and respect her career.
“The rivalry is more between David Jones and Myer than us.”
So, in other words, this whole thing has been a completely tiresome tale of NOTHING at all.
As much as we think Jennifer Hawkins is very pretty and probably very nice, really, this “feud” has been appropriately bland, when you consider her personality or lack thereof. We’d like to see her hire a heavy to break Gale’s knees or something, but really, she’s probably busy saying things like “I have a puppy! The sunshine is nice!” and smiling while she helps grandmothers cross the street. More »
A Current Affair Incurs The Hellish Wrath Of The Smiling Supermodel
12:58PM Clem Bastow | As far as network politics go, it’s probably safe to say that doing a current affairs number on one of your regular star guest presenters is probably about a good a move as, say, letting Eddie McGuire bone you.
Well, congratulations to A Current Affair, then, who thought it would be a good idea to do one of their magical “news” pieces on model Megan Gale, who regularly appears in a guest capacity on the show. Pity they didn’t check the facts with Megan herself before airing it, then.
Megan Gale’s working relationship with Channel 9 has been thrown into jeopardy following the interview A Current Affair aired about the Aussie model on Monday night.
Gale and her management felt disappointed and exploited by the angle the program took with the interview, which was heavily promoted to be a bitchy battle of the babes – with Gale attacking her Myer rival Jennifer Hawkins.
Confidential understands the leggy brunette feels the segment – billed as a juicy exclusive – was “taken out of context”, with her publicity team even attempting to have the ACA promos pulled before the show aired.
Not only that, but David Jones – whose advertising dollars are no doubt appreciated by the network – are also fuming, as the program implied Gale would be leaving their long-running promotional partnership to pursue her cosmetics business more intently.
We thought we’d be dead and buried before we saw the day ACA presented a shoddily researched story where ‘massaging the data’ was the order of the day, but it looks like we’re eating our words now! More » 
