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People
Gazing Upon Abbie Cornish Sipping Boba
6:18AM Richard Rushfield | “Twas a phantom of delight, when first I came upon the sight, of Australian actress Abbie Cornish meeting me in Malibu for a GQ-featurette” is how it might have begun. More »
Big Screen
11:34AM Jess McGuire | Ryan Phillippe’s Aussie missus Abbie Cornish is a red hot contender for an Oscar! Well, that’s according to Sydney Confidential, who read it in the LA Times. Which is good enough for me! More »
Abbie Cornish Looking Good For An Academy Award
11:34AM Jess McGuire | Ryan Phillippe’s Aussie missus Abbie Cornish is a red hot contender for an Oscar! Well, that’s according to Sydney Confidential, who read it in the LA Times. Which is good enough for me! More »
Flotsam & Jetsam
Brangelina Getting Married To Squelch Rumours Of Love’s Demise
9:01PM the cajun boy | Brad and Angelina are getting married in New Orleans, Brooke Shields settled with the National Enquirer for kidnapping her mother, Mariah Carey is getting fat, Pete Doherty shot up on a commercial flight, and Denise Richards is addicted to boob jobs. More »
Music
12:47PM Jess McGuire | I guess you know you’ve made some inroads in the US when you’ve grabbed the attention of the fabulous team from Go Fug Yourself. Although they have referred to ARIA award winning pop singer Gabriella Cilmi as a Random Fug…
Look how unhappy they are with Our Gabriella’s dress made of ties!
Necktie dresses? Never. Because they are NECKTIES. And that is a NECKTIE BELT. There’s a reason they put the word “neck” in there, people. BECAUSE THEY GO ON YOUR NECK. DO WE REALLY NEED TO TAKE REMEDIAL KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL ANATOMY TODAY? I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING. If I were in Clue, a candlestick would have dropped on my head by now and knocked me out cold.
Gabriella will know she’s truly made it when she gets her own section on Go Fug Yourself, like Abbie Cornish!
Thanks to Clem “Clam Bestof” Bastow for the heads up.
MORE: Random Fug (To Us): Gabriella Cilmi More »
Gabriella Cilmi Has Been Fugged!
12:47PM Jess McGuire | I guess you know you’ve made some inroads in the US when you’ve grabbed the attention of the fabulous team from Go Fug Yourself. Although they have referred to ARIA award winning pop singer Gabriella Cilmi as a Random Fug…
Look how unhappy they are with Our Gabriella’s dress made of ties!
Necktie dresses? Never. Because they are NECKTIES. And that is a NECKTIE BELT. There’s a reason they put the word “neck” in there, people. BECAUSE THEY GO ON YOUR NECK. DO WE REALLY NEED TO TAKE REMEDIAL KINDERGARTEN-LEVEL ANATOMY TODAY? I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING. If I were in Clue, a candlestick would have dropped on my head by now and knocked me out cold.
Gabriella will know she’s truly made it when she gets her own section on Go Fug Yourself, like Abbie Cornish!
Thanks to Clem “Clam Bestof” Bastow for the heads up.
MORE: Random Fug (To Us): Gabriella Cilmi More » Abbie Cornish Knocked Up?
12:15PM Jess McGuire | Sydney Confidential seems to think Abbie Cornish’s return to Australia for Christmas this year will soon tie in nicely with an announcement she’s got a Ryan Phillipe DNA infused bun in the oven. Either that, or Sydney Confidential suspects she’s been eating egg yolks. Erm, okay guys.
An expanding waistline is a sure-fire indication of one or two things when you’re a 26-year-old actress. Either you’ve consumed too many egg yolks or you are pregnant. And so Abbie Cornish’s figure has been a catalyst for excited whispers since the actress flew home to Australia on Sunday.
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Abbie Cornish Read Good, Speak Good, Too
9:08AM Clem Bastow | There’s nothing more the Australian media like than hearing someone from right here in lil ol’ Aussie is doing good overseas (second only to making sure we all hear when an Australia doesn’t win an award), so gather round gran’ma’s rocking chair on the porch overlooking the canefields as we hear of the latest expat to do our tiny, culturally bankrupt country proud…
It would seem Abbie Cornish, who makes her trade as an actor, can actually act! And the critics are prepared to say so! Good job, deary, you show the world how good us Aussies can be if we’d only get a break, etc:
Aussie star-on-the-rise Abbie Cornish continues to win friends and influence people, with her turn in Stop-Loss, earning solid reviews in the US.
Cornish stars opposite real-life love interest Ryan Phillippe in the film.
“Ms Cornish, in spite of some accent trouble – her native Australia is a long way from Texas, geographically and phonetically – gets every nuance of her character’s toughness and bewilderment exactly right,” the New York Times critic said.
Actually, hang on, that’s not really glowing praise, is it? If it’s A.O. Scott, who has recently softened to endearing “best ever!!” enthusiasms, then it’s definitely not.
But you know, we’re just a tiny little colony of bright-eyed hopefuls, we’ll take what we can get! More »
Conservative Film Scholar Concerned That Iraq-Based Films Are ‘Relentless Downers’, Would Prefer More Iraqi Ass-Kicking
3:00AM Defamer Hollywood | Our condolences go out this morning to Paramount, whose sulky, twangy, denim-and-rippling-flesh marketing push for Stop-Loss couldn’t trick weekend moviegoers into checking out yet another Iraq War message movie. At Defamer HQ, the search for answers behind the disappointing $4.5 million gross — too many muscle shirts? Ryan Phillippe/Abbie Cornish babymaking rumors peaked too soon? — extended to the conservative journal Men’s News Daily, where crack industry analyst Greg Strange’s devastating Monday-morning hindsight is sharper than ever: More »
Breaking: Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are Expecting (To Put Lawyers on Fox Gossip’s Doorstep)!
2:26AM Defamer Hollywood | Resident Fox gossipmonger Roger Friedman outdid himself this morning with the “news” that romantically linked Stop-Loss co-stars Ryan Phillippe and Abbie Cornish are “apparently having a child.” You wouldn’t know it now, of course, with Friedman’s allegation deleted from his copy without any note or citation from his editors at Fox News. Thank goodness for the quick-thinking eagle-eyes at The Huffington Post, who nabbed a screengrab of the offending passage you can spy after the jump. More »
Are Ryan Phillippe’s Abs Enough To Convince Audiences To See An Iraq-Themed Movie?
9:40AM Molly Friedman | Judging from the TV ads and posters for Stop-Loss, the film looks as if it would be just another teen flick where pretty boys with pretty faces chase some equally pretty girls with equally pretty faces. However, director Kimberly Peirce’s first film since Boys Don’t Cry is actually a big, serious movie about the plight of soldiers fighting in Iraq. But before you go and tune out the film solely on the basis of it being another one of those dirge-like films, it’s worth noting that THR is predicting that this may be the very first movie centered around the War in Iraq that actually breaks through with both critics and audiences: “The recent boxoffice fate of Iraq movies has prompted Paramount to take a notably careful approach that downplays the war. The movie is being sold as an MTV Films picture with an attractive young cast (Ryan Phillippe, Joseph Gordon-Levitt) that will lure people to theatres for other reasons.” More »
Ryan Phillippe Urges You Not To Order That Abbie Cornish Voodoo Doll
8:59AM Clem Bastow | Ryan Phillippe has come out in defense of his alleged giirrrrrllllfriend Abbie Cornish – who was seen putting a Christmas wreath on her head in an effort to impress his children over the holidays – and says that, contrary to the belief of the gossip mag set, she was in fact not the reason he and America’s Sweetheart™ Reese Witherspoon broke up.
Phillippe and Cornish have been sort of dating for a fair while now and we’re sure her tendency to wear topiary as hats has nothing to do with his reticence when it comes to officially confirming their relationship.
He claimed the reason for the break-up from the mother of his two children was “far more complicated and far less interesting than it was made out to be”.
“It was unfair for (Abbie) to be called the names that she was, because it wasn’t about that,” he said.
Cornish was mauled by the American showbiz media over the rumoured role she played in wooing Witherspoon’s husband when the pair met on the set of Stop: Loss. But Phillippe said no other woman was responsible for his divorce.
“I don’t think an outside person can ever cause a divorce. I had difficulties in my relationship and in my marriage long before I ever met (Abbie).”
Well, that’s good then, because it was causing almighty tears in the space/time fabric of Australian women’s magazines – on the one hand, they wanted to call her “lovely”, “radiant” and “beautiful”, but they can’t use those words if she’s a marriage wrecking harlot, either, and lord knows the Weekly et al love to call a woman “lovely”. More »