500 days of summer

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Big Screen

Dumbledore’s Corpse Eaten By Guinea Pigs, Potter Enslaved

12:15AM Richard Lawson | Monday morning means box office. And a hot stateside Monday morning means US summer box office. Which means big, depressing numbers for big, depressing movies. Like G-Force, a Jerry Bruckheimer-produced sorta-animated movie about guinea pigs. Yes, guinea pigs. More »
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Saturday, July 18, 2009
Flotsam & Jetsam

500 Days Of Potter

2:48AM Natasha VC | Dumbledore could (and should) buy out the American auto industry. Madonna’s dry thrusting leads to tragedy. Google Images will explode within the next few hours. And everyone is mean to the writers! More »
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